#various units

(Warning: This Imagine turned out as a crackfic and therefore should not be taken seriously. Well you can if you'd like, but be warned of sloppy writing and strange word choice.)Imagine Maxwell just didn't learn her lesson and had started eating other Units' cakes from the fridge in the kitchen. She doesn't care. She's the Creator God. She does what she wants. It's a good cake too. Chocolate? No, it's obviously red velvet because of the coloring. Maxwell takes a spoonful of the cake, admiring its cream cheese frosting. Selena really outdid herself this time. But the peacefulness of the cafeteria kitchen is broken by the sound of the door opening. Maxwell barely turns, mid-cake. "HEEEEEEY!!" Eze shrieks as he slides into the kitchen. "THERE YOU GO AGAIN!! STOOOOOP RIGHT THEEERE!! THAT'S OUR CAAAAAKE!!"He lunges at Maxwell, who had her back to him in disinterest. With a quick spin of her heel and a raise of her hand, she suspends him in the air, all while holding a levitating slice of cake in her other hand. "Foolish excuse for a god..." she darkly chuckles. "How dare you interrupt my snack?" She flicks her finger downward, sending him smashed into the floor."OW!!" He meekly raises his head. "Grahdens WILL stop you again! I swear by it!""Grahdens has not been around for a while, fool," Maxwell says, wagging her finger. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!""Nothing, actually. I was looking for him the other day too, but apparently he has not been seen. Strange, is it not?""Eze," Lance comes in at that moment, "what's all the commo- OH HOLY EARTH ME SHE'S AT IT AGAIN?!" He snaps his fingers and summons Drevas, then lunges at the Creator. He's, unfortunately, suspended in midair as well by her magic. "Stop that," she monotonously orders. "Lance?" Selena and Vargas come in as well. "What's with the screaming- OH GODS SHE'S AT IT AGAIN!!"This time, Maxwell doesn't even bother waiting for them to summon their weapons and lunge at her. She suspends them right then and there, all while taking a bite of her cake. "Fiend!" Vargas growls, struggling against his bonds. "How could you do this AGAIN?!""I am your Creator," she declares defiantly. "I do as I wish.""Couldn't you at least have asked if you could have some cake?" Selena pouts. "I worked hard on that..." A tear drops from her face."See what you've caused?! You made her cry!""Oh, so sorry." Maxwell spoon-feeds a little bit of her cake into Selena's mouth. "There, happy?" The Holy Ice sniffs. "No...""Hmph. I think I prefer to eat in my chamber." With that, she releases the four Heroes and takes the rest of the cake. "Good day." She starts to leave, fully aware of the Warriors about to jump her. With godlike speed, she races out the kitchen door, holding the rest of the cake in one hand and waving off each Hero's attack with her other. Eventually, they make it to the courtyard, where other Units take a crack at the opportunity to hit Maxwell. Because who wouldn't?Gunner Units such as Douglas and Rickel are useless and couldn't break past the Creator's barrier, as she guards quite efficiently. "Since when's she been able to do THAT?!" Rowgen growls from the rooftop, reloading his sniper rifle. Some swordsmen, like Logan and Lodin, even when double-teaming, are unable to break her concentration as she levitates her spear to fight them back. "Ow, hey! You're on my foot!" Luna snaps to Lidith. "S-Sorry! She's not letting up!"Magic users? They can't even get close to her thanks to her own magic. Blasts of fire and light couldn't get close to her without dispelling and becoming useless."Hmph!" Bran stops floating off the ground and turns away from the battle."Oy! Where're you going?!" Rashil angrily shouts. "This isn't worth my time! I'm going to the bakery across town! They've got better muffins than whatever that Goddess is eating...""Tch... Old coot..."But the numbers are too much, even for Maxwell. Her eyes glow eerily in rage as she holds her cake close (without staining her dress.) The barrier she's put around herself is starting to break. Attacks from everywhere are relentless and take a toll on her concentration. She swallows the bit of cake in her mouth and wipes the frosting off the corner of her lip before darkness starts blowing under her feet. Vargas notices this and immediately stops attacking. "GET DOWN!!" he commands the Units in the courtyard. Selena and the other Heroes hear his warning and start shouting too in an effort to save everyone. An explosion occurs under Maxwell's feet, dark winds blowing everyone back, whether they were on guard or not. She glares at everyone with rage in her white eyes, and her voice echoes with authority."My children, whom I have created myself,Recognize the burden of power I carry with me,Acknowledge me as the one you shall bow before,AND CEASE YOUR DISRESPECT!!"Selena clings to the wall of the cafeteria building, as she tries to shout over the loud humming of the attack. "You... YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT RESPECT IS!!""YOU DON'T TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S CAKES LIKE THAT!!" Vargas joins in, Dandelga dug into the ground. "IT'S NOT RIGHT!!""I'M GONNA END YOU WHEN I GET OVER THERE!!" Eze screams, trying to walk into the winds. "FOOL!!" Maxwell bellows. "I AM ENDLESS!!"She looks as if she's about to deal another brutal attack when suddenly a hideous abomination of a monster materializes behind her and grasps her firmly by the shoulders. "Ah?!" The surprisingly strong grip makes her stop for a moment."Maxwell!" A young man's voice echoes behind her.She jerks her head to her attacker. "Cardes?!""Hoy, we're back!" The Summoner yells from the rooftop. (Rowgen is taken surprise by their sudden appearance and nearly drops his gun.) Grahdens steps up behind them, along with a few other Units who were reportedly not seen for the day."Where were you guys?!" Lance asks, annoyed at the sudden entrance."Oh, we were just getting that handsome fellow right there!" With a cheerful laugh, the Summoner points at Cardes. "How is this possible?!" Maxwell demands, struggling to get free. "Your trial isn't even available yet!""Enough of your struggling!" Grahdens suddenly leaps down from the rooftop, unfazed.Immediately, flashbacks of the last time he had to intervene come forth into all the Units' minds. All of them take a few steps back, a few even dropping their precious weapons and kneeling as if the pirate-Santa lookalike were a king. The Six Heroes get up, and also kneel, fear clearly clouded on their faces. "Maxwell..." Grahdens lowly grumbles. The Goddess, although she wouldn't dare show it, had feared this confrontation. She struggles under Cardes' grip. "What are you going to do to me, hm?" she hisses, trying to put on a brave face."I clearly told you I didn't want this happening again," he sternly reminds her. "What do you have to say for yourself?""I... I do not have to take guilt from a human! An old human at that! What can you even make me do?!"Imagine Grahden's eye flashes with rage. Maxwell is immediately taken aback. She hangs her head in defeat, visibly shaking. "A-Alright, alright! What do you want from me?!""Undo the damage you did, and there won't be any consequences..."Later...Most of the Units sit around in the courtyard, as they eat magically-conjured cake, courtesy of Maxwell. The Creator scoffs as she watches the Units from a rooftop. Cardes stands besides her."Is it usually like this?" the Malevolent God asks. "This happened last time..." Maxwell answers. "So, got captured, hm?""It is quite unfortunate... However... My first order having to restrain you... That part was enjoyable.""Silence, you fool..."They hear a quick, cool breeze behind them and turn around. There, sitting on one of the crates, are two plates of the cake Maxwell had conjured. The two Fallen Gods look at each other, then take a plate each. Cardes takes his humanoid hands out of his monstrous ones and takes a spoonful of cake. "... Delicious. You have outdone yourself, Maxwell."The Creator doesn't say anything and grimaces at her creation. She takes a spoonful herself. A tiny smile spreads on face. But as quickly as it comes, it disappears. "Foolish Units... One of these days I shall strike again..."~Mod Chu

Imagine it's Christmastime at the estate. The Summoner had explained what Christmas in their world was for the Units. They were so enthusiastic about hearing about the caroling, tree-decorating, baked goods, presents, and such that it was decided that there'd be a party in the largest room in the estate's main building. The whole room's big enough to fit every Unit at the estate. Many strings of multicolored lights adorn the walls, with paper snowflakes hanging from the ceiling. There are even a few blow-up balloon decorations depicting penguins and polar bears. Eltri was situated inside already, all decorated with tinsel and cute ornaments made by the younger Units. He even had a neat little star the Summoner bought. The elder tree seemed pretty content and was smiling as he watched some Units continue decorating. Grahdens was dressed in all red, with a matching hat. After an argument with Bran, it was decided that he'd be the "Santa" of the party. The Summoner said he even had the laugh down. He sits on Eltri's root, conversing with him. "The room already looks festive! Wouldn't you agree, Great Tree?""Ah, please Santa, call me Eltri. Yes, I do not usually get involved with humans, but I must say this is a nice change of pace. I feel special.""Oh?" Grahdens points at the entrance door, where Zelnite and the Twins seem to be hanging out. "What're those young folks doing?""Ah... The Twins... I am willing to bet they are planning something mischievous." The tree lets out a laugh. "Ohoho... So young..."Yes, he's right. Mina, sitting on Il's shoulders, holds a big bushel of mistletoe above the entrance way. Zelnite, with a giggle akin to a schoolgirl, throws some sort of powder on the plant and pulls the two girls out of the doorway. "Hehehe, this is gonna be our best prank yet!" Il grins. "So, that magic dust..." Mina points to a pouch Zelnite is holding. "What does it do again?""Ah? Ah yes, this!" The Thief God holds it up proudly. "I, your cunning Thief God, have stolen this magic from the Healer Girls! It not only will keep the mistletoe there, but it'll forcibly pull whichever two Units walk under at the same time until they kiss! Romantic! It's my specialty, besides thieving, of course!""You say that like it's a good thing..." Il mutters. "So they created a powder just for that purpose..." Mina muses. "Yes and yes! Now, shall we get some cookies while we wait for the other guests?""Yaaaay!"Later...Vargas and Lava are the first victims of what we'll call the Magic Mistletoe. "H-Hey, what's that weird feeling?" Vargas asks as his feet inexplicably start moving towards Lava. Before she could answer, his arm uncontrollably brings her head in, leading the two to kiss. Her eyes widen as she pulls away first, face red in a mix of fury and flustered embarrassment. She storms off, with the Holy Flame dashing after her. "W-Wait! I'm sorry! I don't know what came over me!...""Haha!" Leon chortles as he walks next to Ophelia, who's apparently walking alone. "Looks like he finally made a move! Thataboy Vargas! Go get 'er!""Ugh." The Guardian rolls her eyes at her comrade. "Looks like she's not interested. Don't encourage him to just go in and ki-"As they walk under the mistletoe, she suddenly leans down (she's a little taller) and plants her lips on the thief's. Both are bright red as she slaps him away. "Oho... What was that?!" Leon grins like an idiot, ignoring the stinging pain in his cheek. "I-I don't kn-know!" she stutters as an answer. "I-I swear, that wasn't m-me!" Leon starts laughing, leading to her getting really angry. "HEY!! STOP GRINNING LIKE A BUFFOON, IDIOT!!""GAAAH!!l He's promptly chased into the room, in fear of her sudden wrath. Still, he smiles like he's accomplished something. "Ophelia!" Grybe calls after her whilst holding Fennia's hand. "Don't kill him- and she's got her sword..." He and Fennia had decided to go to the party as dates as well. "I'm sensing some weird magic in the air..." Fennia notes, finger on chin. "What's going on?"At that moment, they walk under the Magic Mistletoe. "What do you mean by ma-" Somehow, the Mech God is strong enough to resist the magic effect, but it looks as if he's resisting a magnetic pull. "-aaaahhh?!""W-What's going on?!" Fennia asks as she feels the pull. She looks up in sudden realization. "Th-That plant up there! Is it making us-" The two meet in the middle, uncomfortable at first, before they, unlike the others, enjoy the kiss."... My apologies," Grybe mumbles as they pull away. "You're fine! Ehe!~" The Battle Maiden gives a bright smile. "How strange... Perhaps we should tell the others about this. C'mon, let's go!""Coming! Don't run so fast! You might slip!"Many other couples, whether intentional or coincidental, find themselves influenced by the Magic Mistletoe effect. Some honorable mentions include Dilma and Lilith (with Dilma becoming way too excited from the event), Zeln and Nemia (which earned a punch in the face for Zeln), Loch and Edea (which led to Loch fainting), Will and Aem (with Aem also fainting and Will being more concerned with what the heck just happened), Farlon and Ramna (who didn't sense anything wrong), and Douglas and Serin (who just shrugged it off and continued on.)Eventually, the magic-using Units catch wind of the strange plant's effects and try to warn others, which doesn't work. Soon enough, Falma volunteers to try and cut down the strange plant. He hangs from the top of the doorway, yelling at everyone inside to not come close. But his blades strangely can't cut through its tight bond to the doorway. "What's keeping this stuff on it?! Come...on!""Oy, Falma!" Grafl, with an antlers headband on his head, waves as he starts coming in the hallway. "I found my headband! I've been looking for you-!""W-Wait! Don't come closer!" the Sky God warns, shaking his hand. "What? What's wrong?!" The Sky Emperor skids to a stop right under the doorway, just in time for Falma to drop down, grab his shoulders, and pull him in roughly for a kiss. "Mm-!" Falma pulls away from Grafl's face after a few seconds. "I-I am SO sorry!""Ah...wha...?""H-Hey! Speak to me!" "Is there...something you need to tell me?""That wasn't- did you just faint?! Don't sleep here! HEY!!"From faraway, Zelnite and the Twins are toasting mugs of hot chocolate to celebrate their successful prank. "Ah..." The Thief God sighs as he sips his cocoa. "Such romantic premonitions... Well done, dear princesses!""Yahoo!" Il cheers. "I cannot believe some of those pairings though," Mina sighs. "Some strange ones, but cute nonetheless.~""Oh, who's..." Il squints as she tries to see the next two victims. It's the Summoner and Maxwell, the former in "ugly" sweater and Santa hat. The Summoner holds another sweater in their hand with a hat. "I am NOT wearing this in front of the others!" the Creator protests, arms crossed. "I've already got them here though!""That matters not to me! I re-" The Magic Mistletoe takes effect and starts to pull them together. "What is this?!""M-Maxwell?!""Who is doing this?! Cease at once!"The Twins suppress their giggles as they watch the scene unfold. Zelnite looks a little on-edge however. "CEASE THIS AS ONCE!!" Maxwell shouts again as she tries to resist the mistletoe's effect. But it doesn't work. There's suddenly no space between the Summoner and Maxwell. The two try to struggle to part at first, before their eyes close and they take it all in. "..." Surprisingly, it's the Summoner who pulls away first. "... What...""I have been tainted by a mortal kid..." the Creator hisses. But she looks down sullenly. "Yet... It was what humans call 'enjoyable...'""So I was good?" The Summoner innocently grins. "... I suppose. You are satisfactory."Zelnite grins under his cloak as he reveals a small video camera to the Twins, who give an all-knowing smirk. "What say you two? A good Christmas memory, hm?""Oh, most certainly, Sir Zelnite!""Oh man we should totally do this again next year!""Agreed!""Hey!" The Summoner calls. "What's with all the staring?! C'mon! Bring on the music!" They grin as they look over the bustling scene. For once, everyone is relaxed. The Guardians are gathered and attempting to sing the "strange songs Summoner had introduced them." The Six Heroes are going around serving cookies and other goodies. Everyone is either conversing or laughing or trying to join in on the singing. For an army, it's a beautiful scene. Yet it feels as though it's missing something..."This is what Christmas is?" Maxwell asks the Summoner. "Yeah. Back at my home, it snows a lot too.""Snow...""Yeah, it's quite a scene too. True sign of winter, y'know?""..." Maxwell raises her hand, a bright blue light glowing as clouds form outside, as visible from a high window. Light snowflakes descend, as some Units outside notice. "... Like that?"The Summoner grins cheerfully. "Yeah, exactly! Thanks Maxwell!""... It is no trouble... It is a mere gift from me... Think nothing of it!""Wooow!" Someone shouts. "Look at this! It's like Egor's Snowfield out here!""Hey! Alice, wanna make a snowman?""Beautiful!""Merry Christmas, everybody!" the Summoner shouts, loud enough for everyone to hear. ~Mod Chu (Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Hope you enjoyed!)

Imagine the Summoner comes back from a Battle Maiden Dungeon with empty hands and an exhausted Squad. "Finally..." Selena pants as she sits down. "That took forever to finish..."Michele flops down on the ground beside her. "Ugh we didn't even catch her! What a waste!""Get off the ground," Loch says as he pulls her up. "We're probably about to leave aga-""Come on," the Summoner urges as they open the portal again. "We're trying again.""Speak of the devil...""Summoner, m'lord," Will speaks up. "How long are we going to do this? This is our third attempt now...""Yeah!" Douglas joins in, obviously peeved. "We're really tired, y'know!""We're not stopping until we catch her!" the Summoner argues back. "Now come on! The quicker we beat her the quicker we can come home!"Morale is dangerously low as the Units mow down the wave of enemies ahead of them, only to be soundly beat once again by whatever Maiden they go up against. Fortunately, some lucky shots take down the Maiden again...only for her to disappear without joining. Again. "FOR THE LOVE OF LUCIUS WHY DO YOU ELUDE ME SO?!" the Summoner shrieks. "There they go again..." Will sighs. "My feet hurt..." Michele whines. "I can't believe I'm saying this but can we just take a rest day now?""If I were to guess, I'd say the Summoner'll use a Gem to recharge the portal," Loch predicts. "Don't say that!" Selena scolds. "They might actually-""Aha! Found one!" The Summoner holds up a Gem they were searching for. "Alright, team! Five minute rest, then we're trying again!""I'm so killing you later, Loch.""Fair enough... Thank goodness this event will close soon...""What're the chances we'll even get this Maiden?" Douglas asks, leaning against his gun. "At this rate I wouldn't be so hopeful."

I knew this would come up sooner or later.Imagine a bunch of copies of certain Units are summoned. Chaos ensues as different Units react differently. Eze, along with two copies of him, duke it out in the training hall to prove who's the real one. "I was here first!" one of them shouts while evading a slash. "The real Eze was a Lord! That's me!" another yells as he punches the first. "Yeah, well I'm the one and only idiot swordsman! And the coolest!" the last one argues as he hits the second one over the head. Selena and Vargas watch from the sidelines as Lance comes in. "Have they figured out which one's real?" he asks. "No. They're all equally stupid though," Vargas says. Meanwhile...Multiple pairs of the Twins run around and cause havoc for Kagutsuchi. "WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM?!" he bellows. Not too far away, Atro has a conversation with a copy of his. "Amazing... It seems we had different experiences," he says. "Yes. You're absolutely sure you never faced Lubradine?""Certain. Hey, why don't you follow me to a fun place?""Ah? Sounds nice."They walk inside the main building and into a chamber. The first Atro sits in the middle of the room and gestures the other to sit on a circle near it. "Say, what's this room?" the copy asks. "What're we doing in here, anyway?""I'm sorry to do this, but I wanted to try something...""Huh? What?" A bright blue light envelops the copy. "No, WAIT!!" He disappears, and the light shines into the real deal. "Amazing... I regained some of his memories! And I feel stronger!"Elsewhere...Douglas is talking to another Douglas at Lan-Lan as a different Douglas hangs around with three other Douglases. "We should definitely form a squad all our own!" one shouts. "YEAH!!""Um, problem though. We're all Douglas. What if people confuse us?""Hm... Good point, Douglas! You! Your name is now Marc! And you, you're Max! And you..."Serin watches from a distance at the bar. She stirs her drink as she watches. "I like their style... Maybe I should ask them to guard me for my dungeon..."

Imagine some of the Units don't immediately go to bed, but they don't want to leave the comfort of their dorms, so they sometimes find ways to communicate with each other. Selena and Michele, for instance, have dorms that are on different floors, but Selena's is right over Michele's. So one night Selena just hangs an empty can attached to a long string down to Michele's level. Michele takes the can and the two talk from there. It's not bad reception, and they talk about their days and what they'll do. Maybe plan for the next time that hang out. "We could shopping again!" Selena suggests. "Eh... Maybe. There's this volcano I wanna check out. Can we go there afterwards?""Yeah, totally!"Meanwhile, in the Thunder Dorms, imagine Grafl keeps trying to send paper airplane messages to Falma's dorm window with the help of a Sylph that hangs around the dorms, but the Sylph keeps messing up. So random people keep getting the messages. Like, Rashil once got a paper airplane saying "You wanna go out on a picnic tomorrow? ;-) ~Grafl" He's utterly confused. And some Units like to sleepover at one another's dorms. Like the Elemental Girls get together to talk about their problems. And maybe about boys. "Oh my gosh, did you hear about Raydn?" May starts. "No, what about?" Merith asks. "I hear he's using the shampoo Aryuto uses now. You know what that could mean?!""Raydn's hair is shinier now?" the oblivious Claris answers. And sometimes the guys hold sleepovers too, just to unwind and relax together. Like Loch, Dean, Eze, and Lance get together once a week to have a guys' night that consists of a movie at Eze's room. "Can we talk about girls sometime? Loch asks. "Yeah yeah sure," Eze offhandedly says. "Now quiet! This is the good part!"Yes, just because it's nighttime, doesn't mean it's peaceful at the estate. It's never peaceful, just bumbling with activity.

Imagine the Summoner accidentally left the portal between their world and Grand Gaia opened. So, naturally, some of the Units decide to sneak into the Summoner's world for some fun. They end up in a city and most of them are confused for cosplayers. Imagine Vargas has to make sure none of the other Heroes are hit by cars on the street. He's pretty fascinated by the "metal creatures" though. They all have to walk together and try to look as inconspicuous as possible, which isn't easy because of their multicolored hair. So they're mistaken for teenagers going through a scene. And then some Units end up in a supermarket and are just overwhelmed with the cool new food and products. Michele ends up riding a cart everywhere. Y'know, like you get a running start and hop on? Some others like Grafl and Leon do the same thing. Some like Zaza and Verica take a large amount of food to take home for the others. Maybe they stole it. I don't know. A few of the Units wander into a convention. Zeln in particular gets mistaken for a cosplayer, along with Galant and Luna. But they do get some sweet applause for their "special effects."Lancia and Elimo are in complete fascination over the fast food establishments and libraries. Well, Lancia disapproves of certain restaurants because she could sense something's up, but she does love the new recipes. Elimo ends up checking out a bunch of fantasy novels. Mifune has to constantly keep Kikuri and Alice from hurting people at the park. Kikuri however, is preoccupied with dancing to modern music in the park along with Ramna and May. And in the same park Mega rents a swan boat to ride around majestically and offer random people a chance to hold his axe. That's totally what'd he do.