#vanshauna

Shauna and Van s3 moodboard ? If thwy were a couple that is.

Now that’s one I haven’t thought abt…Assuming you meant teen tl!

BIG! IF! TRUE!

i'm focusing on shaunavan for this so i guess you'll have to drag your feet BACK to my asks box for taivanshauna (big fan. bigbigfan.)

assholes. ASSHOLES!!!!! van has this outward 'joking' dickish-ness that I can imagine cracks shauna the fuck up, no matter how mean it is. like, saying what shauna was thinking (usually about misty). I also think shauna would admire van's willingness to speak up, especially to jackie.

silent laughs turn into quiet comments that van catches and snorts about. they're both big into pop culture, so I can imagine they'd connect on being dicks with that material and explaining what's funny with a deadpanned, "it means you're being a bitch."

dating would probably equate to shauna's confidence skyrocketing, and her popularity taking a hit ("this doesn't just affect you, shauna, how could you–" jackie's chest is met with an accusatory finger, "what? date someone I fucking like?"). I think van would actually soften up a bit, spending most of their time in shauna's attic and getting surprisingly mushy when shauna analyzes their favorite films.

there you'll always be

I'm not including some of the more popular rarepairs like Taishauna, Jackielot, Lottieshauna, Jackienat and Genlissa fyi

reblog for a bigger sample size!

(shauna-centric. past jackieshauna, taishauna, vanshauna, mistyshauna, lottieshauna, past lottielee. post-rescue, canon compliant. E, ~23.5k words.)

A sequel to mes beaux amis.

Shauna has done the math, knows her life expectancy tops out at seventy-eight or so—and that’s not accounting for what havoc has been wrought on her insides by nineteen months of scrounging, scavenging, praying, and all the horrible things that live in the spaces between those words. She’s got about fifty-six years of exactly this to go, give or take. She can do it. She has to. It’s no more than she deserves, no less than she owes.

She lasts a month.

Everyone said marrying Jeff Sadecki was a mistake, but they were wrong. Shauna Shipman doesn’t make mistakes. She doesn’t make anything.

Shauna breaks.

(Or: Shauna invites cataclysm in pursuit of closure.)