Songsational Singer [Closed]
Susie’s on a stage by Pandora Cafe in another attempt to drum up sales. She sings along to an upbeat tune played from a karaoke machine.
♫ 𝄾 ♪ ♫ 𝄾 ♪ ♫ 𝄾 ♪ ♫ 𝄾 ♪
“At Pandora, we’ve coffee, cakes, and tea! At Pandora, it’s where you ought to be! Try our soups, sand-a-wiches, Oh the fun, let it begin, And with soft wheat flour, we bake cookies by the hour!”
“At Pandora, we keep up with demand! At Pandora, we’ll help you understand, How our menu is so great, And our service is first-rate, And we will not be happy until you’ve cleaned off your plate!”
“Ohhhhh, isn’t it sen-SAY-tional? How a caaaaa... fe can be this good? If Iiiiii... were you I’d walk in right NOW, And you shouuuuuld, oh yes you totally should—!”
“At Pandora... At PAN-dor-ahhhhh... At Pandora, we dedicate our work to you, To you, To yoooouuuuuu...”
“At Pandora, ba-da-ba-da-da-da!”
As the instrumental fades on the second loop, Susie steps to the side for a drink of water. She stops partway when she notices someone standing attentively after the show.
“Oh, hello. Did you enjoy the performance? I came up with the lyrics myself, you know. Oh, or if you’re here for an autograph, then I’ll happily give one after proof of purchase!”
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