Jul 15, 2025
*wakes up in a cold sweat* if I was a drag king, my name would be Michael Van Tango
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*wakes up in a cold sweat* if I was a drag king, my name would be Michael Van Tango
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Van Tango
Can Nick sing more? Like honestly.Ā
caretaker of the night he's the king of the night
linedupĀ said:I would do horrible things to see FF play Van Tango live.
Horrible, ungodly things. There wouldn't be a prayer strong enough to save my soul afterwards.
Such sinful
Much immoral.Ā
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char-redtoastĀ said:weā¦ k-koreaā¦ we got van tango too. admittedly I didnāt (and I think many others in the audience too haha) know what the song was at first until they sang the words āVANTANGOā haha
And now, a haiku, for my response:
God fucking damnit
I love Van Tango so much
You have all killed me
Wait, wait, WAIT! Hold the fuckin' phone, here.
Japan got "Van Tango" at their show this year!!!!!????
JIDOHGAOUGHADOFADOIFIDOHGNAOBAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHH!!!
I can't handle this. Why not Nashville, boys? WHY. NOT. NASHVILLE?!?!
Life Guard
I willĀ
stand on the cliffs
I will shout directions
for your way outĀ
of the current
I willĀ
throw in a lifebelt
But
I won'tĀ
throw in myselfĀ
to try and pull you out
because the last time
I had to faceĀ
the sea's wrath
I could barely drag myself ashore.
Let alone two of me.
