greetings and salutations, hope I donโt bother you too much by sending in such a random ask. may I please have a romantic matchup for a slasher/dbd?
I use they/them pronouns and Iโm pansexual. my myers briggs type is INFJ and my star sign is taurus.
Im about 4โ11..not to happy about it. Iโm kind of introverted, and can be considered not a people person. I find life a little nihilistic. Iโm into dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome and morbid things like slashers, analog horror, death games, true crime documentaries, poetry, necromancy and anatomy. I typically consider myself a "gorehound". I also like to visit abandoned hospitals and houses just for fun, along with playing quite a few escape rooms. I just have a genuine comfort in the uncomfortable.
I get a lot of monikers from friends and family like "discount vomitboyx", "doomer boy", and "daria" before. Iโve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, Iโm intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start conversing, which may or may not come off as rude to people.
when I become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. most of my humor comes off really insulting, but Iโll apologize and say itโs a joke if it becomes a problem. even though I do have a hard time understanding physical social cues.
lots of people donโt like me or stay away from me because of my rude behavior. Iโm not good with overly sensitive or overly annoying people at all because of that, and I canโt stand kids. Idiocy can get on my nerves too sometimes. Iโm a huge animal person though. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. Iโve been told Iโm also a laidback person. Iโve also been told I never know when to quit, and I find I hold grudges for certain things.
Iโm the type of person that has lots of opinions on things but I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough Iโll become unforgiving, and aggressive. especially with the types mentioned above.
I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, listening to music ( motionless in white, deftones, system of a down, slipknot, rob zombie,,, sometimes the brobecks, insane clown posse, jazmin bean or mother mother, etc. ), or even occasionally playing video games, reading (mostly greek mythology), writing, or talking about a random conspiracy theory I have. I do acting in my spare time as a small hobby too.
Iโm a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because Iโm really touch starved. Im also a caffeine addict, and Iโm guilty of being very submissive and maybe even masochistic- and a bit of a pyromaniac. I dissociate or daydream a lot, so you can often catch me starring.
I suffer from a handful off mental and physical syndromes like add, insomnia, asthma, depression and anxiety. These have all been diagnosed professionally, and Iโm definitely not trying to make myself "quirky". unfortunately health problems run in my family.
Iโm very fidgety, and often bite the inside of my cheek or bounce my leg rapidly. you donโt need to rocmantasize this stuff ofc, but I think itโs good to know so the person can tolerate me.
you do get to this, thanks for your time.
Hihi!! Thank you for the request !
Letโs seeeeeeeโฆ.
I would pair you up withhhhhhh
Danny โJed Olsenโ Johnson / The Ghostface from Dead by Daylight!
Why Heโs a Fit for You:
Danny thrives on gore, true crime, and the thrill of the hunt, so your love for slashers, horror, and the macabre would genuinely excite him. Heโd love how you embrace the darkness rather than shy away from it.
You feel at home in abandoned places and eerie settingsโso does he. Exploring forgotten asylums and crime scenes would be his idea of a perfect date, and heโd love that youโre into it, too.
Danny has zero patience for whiny, naive, or overly sensitive people. The fact that youโre also put off by them would make him see you as a kindred spirit. Heโd be more likely to open up, knowing you wonโt judge or baby him.
Though he wouldnโt admit it, Danny likes physical affectionโjust on his own terms. If youโre comfortable with teasing and play-fighting, heโd make a game out of pushing your buttons before pulling you into his lap. Expect him to poke fun at your plushies, but donโt be surprised if you catch him stealing one to keep for himself.
Heโd find your interests in writing, acting, and mythology fascinating. Heโd love listening to your conspiracy theories and might even play along, making up wild stories to mess with you.
Danny thrives on intensity, and the fact that you donโt shy away from your interests, flaws, or darker thoughts would intrigue him rather than scare him off.
There would be without a doubt a LOT dark humor, playful antagonism, and an understanding of one another. Heโd admire your sharp mind and willingness to embrace the unsettling, while youโd appreciate his chaotic but oddly charming nature. Beneath all the teasing and games, thereโd be a mutual comfort, an understanding that neither of you has to put on a mask (except for him, literally).
Danny would immediately be drawn to you. Not in the typical โeasy targetโ way heโs used to, but in a huh, this oneโs interesting kind of way. Heโd see you as someone who doesnโt flinch at the macabre, someone who isnโt easily shaken, and that intrigues him.
At first, heโd probably approach you in his usual wayโcharming but with that off energy, waiting to see if youโd scare off like most people do. When you donโt, and instead return his snark and sarcasm, heโd realize youโre fun.
The fact that youโre introverted and often avoid people? Even better. That means youโre not someone who needs constant socializing or validationโhe likes that kind of independence.
He lives for your sarcastic, sometimes insulting humor. The more you challenge him, the more fun he has. He will push buttons, but he knows how to read when to back off (or at least, he figures it out after you clock him once or twice).
Expect a lot of unconventional dates. Breaking into abandoned hospitals at night? Sneaking into crime scenes just for the hell of it? Maybe even taunting cops from a distance? Peak romance in his book.
Heโd probably make a game out of trying to scare you, only to get disappointed when you donโt scream. (โYouโre no fun, yโknow that?โ โMaybe you should try harder.โ)
Late-night drives with loud music, windows down, and nowhere to go. You two would blast Rob Zombie, Slipknot, or Deftones while talking about conspiracies and urban legends.
If you dissociate or stare off into space a lot, heโd use it as an opportunity to mess with you. Snapping his fingers in front of your face is a personal favorite.
If you struggle with sleep (insomnia), heโd get used to you being awake at weird hours and might just randomly text you creepy things at 3 AM just to see if youโll respond.
Youโre touch-starved? Oh, he loves that. But heโs a tease about it. If he realizes you crave affection but donโt outright ask for it, heโll hold back on purpose just to watch you squirm.
But when he does give in? Heโs surprisingly clingyโhands always finding their way to your waist, neck, or playing with your hair. If youโre curled up with your plushies, heโd casually throw an arm around you, acting like itโs no big deal.
If youโre naturally submissive, heโd absolutely take advantage of that, both teasingly and otherwise. He lives for seeing you flustered or watching you bite your lip when he gets too close.
Heโs not good at emotional vulnerability, but heโd appreciate the fact that you donโt force him to talk about things he doesnโt want to. That being said, if he ever sees you bottling things up for too long, heโd pushโnot in a comforting way, but in a โCโmon, I know youโre pissed. Just say it already.โ way.
You both hold grudges, which means fights can get nasty. If you two really get into it, expect days of stubborn silence before one of you caves. Heโs petty and so are you, so itโs just a waiting game to see who breaks first.
If youโre ever too quiet or withdrawn, he might get a little frustrated. He doesnโt like feeling like heโs talking to a brick wall, so heโd try to provoke you back into engaging.
He hates feeling ignored. If he thinks youโre pulling away from him emotionally, heโd act like he doesnโt careโbut inside, it pisses him off. Expect more โaccidentalโ run-ins or cryptic, slightly threatening texts if you start shutting him out.
Heโd steal your plushies just to watch you get annoyed and make you work for them back.
If you have caffeine addiction? Heโll absolutely weaponize that by dangling a coffee in front of you and making you earn it. (Whether this implies something smutty is up for you)
Heโd secretly admire your artistic and writing skills but would never outright say anything.
If he ever saw you fidgeting or biting the inside of your cheek, heโd casually grab your chin to stop you.
He has zero patience for people who annoy you. If someone gets on your nerves, heโd either mock them until they leave or just straight-up make them disappear. (โOh, they bothered you? Huh. Weird. Havenโt seen โem around in a while.โ)
Danny is a huge tease, and he loves that youโre naturally submissive. The second he catches on to how flustered you can get, youโre doomed.
Heโll get real close just to watch you squirmโwhispering in your ear, running a gloved finger along your jaw, and then pulling back like nothing happened. โAww, you look like you were expecting something. Thatโs cute.โ
He lives to see you beg. Not necessarily in a desperate wayโhe just likes having you under his control, waiting for him to give you what you want. He wants you to want him.
If you ever try to turn the tables on him, good luck. You might land a teasing comment or two, but heโll always flip the situation back on you. He thrives on chasing, cornering, and overwhelming you.
You know that mask? Sometimes he keeps it on just to mess with you. โWhatโs wrong? Canโt take me seriously with the mask on?โ Then he yanks it off, and his sharp grin is so much worse.
Heโd grab your chin roughly and tilt your head up if you avoid eye contact. He loves eye contactโit tells him everything about what youโre feeling. โNuh-uh. I wanna see that expression.โ
If you bite your lip around him, expect instant consequences. Heโll drag his thumb across your mouth and say something like, โCareful with that, sweetheart. Might make me think youโre trying to start something.โ
He has a thing for hearing you gasp. Heโll get close fast just to startle youโone second, heโs across the room, and the next, heโs behind you, fingers skimming over your throat. โJumpier than I thought. Cute.โ
Danny likes knowing youโre his. If he ever sees someone flirting with you? Oh, he wonโt get angryโheโll just make sure they regret it.
Heโll leave marks on purposeโbite marks, scratches, anything to remind you that he was there. And if you try to cover them up? โWhat, embarrassed? You should be proud, sweetheart.โ
If you ever try to deny wanting him, heโll prove you wrong. Slow, drawn-out teasing, making you admit it before he gives in. He needs to hear you say it. โCโmon, use your words. You can do that, right?โ
He has zero tolerance for competition. If someone so much as thinks about taking you from him, they mysteriously vanish. Youโll never have to worry about dealing with annoying peopleโhe takes care of it before you even know itโs a problem.
Despite his teasing and rough demeanor, Danny does take care of you afterward. He likes knowing youโre still his even when things settle down.
Heโs not soft about it, but heโs attentive. A hand on your back, running fingers through your hair absentmindedly.
Heโll let you cuddle into him afterโpretending to be annoyed, but you know damn well he likes it. โClingy, arenโt we? Fine, I guess I can stay a little longer.โ
If you fall asleep curled up against him, heโs not moving. Heโll stay, watching you for a while with that same wicked smirk, completely satisfied.
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