Vampire boyfriend! who quietly stares at you from across the room until you notice him and hold your hand out for him
Vampire boyfriend! who acts completely normal until you stop touching him for more than ten minutes
Vampire boyfriend! who claims he “isn’t clingy” while actively following you from room to room
Vampire boyfriend! who feeds from donated blood perfectly fine but still whines because “it doesn’t taste like yours”
Vampire boyfriend! who subconsciously hums whenever he’s kissing or biting you
Vampire boyfriend! who gets irrationally irritated when you’re mad at him because he physically needs your affection to function
Vampire boyfriend! who tries guilt-tripping you after arguments by quietly reminding you that you “haven’t touched him all day”
Vampire boyfriend! who wakes up in the middle of the night just to wrap himself around you and listen to your heartbeat
Vampire boyfriend! who’s one bad day away from crashing out unless you hold his face and tell him to breathe
Vampire boyfriend! who clings & pins you down while he's balls deep inside of you
Vampire boyfriend! who steals your bra's and panties only to tell you he doesn't know what your talking about when you call him out
Vampire boyfriend! who bites and leaves marks on you whenever having sex
Vampire boyfriend! who is so loud you have to muffle him with whatever you can find
I love my soft men✌🏽🙂↕️
