#vampirebillionaire

how i feel: deeply unhinged obviously. i adore him. i can't stop thinking about him. i wanna bottle him and put him on my shelf.

ships: the doctor obviously. ALL the doctors. but also everyone who's also shipped with the doctor? like throw some river in there, some jack in there, sure why not? (...maybe not the master)

non-romantic OTP: there isn't really basis for any, but god i'd love to see him chill with Ruby.

unpopular opinion: .....idk if i have one. yet. maybe like "he definitely has some weird alien biology we don't know about yet." but also i've been trying to hold off from headcanoning until the novelisation. is it unpopular to consider him bi instead of gay? (though tbh it's like... selectively bi. or gay with exceptions, lmao.)

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It would have been so easy! They didn’t even have to write the riddle! Have him tell Barbara “I’m gonna come out, present a riddle: I’ll say ‘Riddle me this’…” *Selina conks him with the pipe*

nooooooo, you are so right, aaagh that would have been PERFECT!

I DIDN’T REPLY TO THIS YET OMGOMG!!!

truth is I’d been so wrapped up in the whole ‘long con’ theory about Ozzie’s incarceration that I didn’t stop to think about the Foxma of it all!

but of course OF COURSE!

aaaaah if only I could have waited before starting Fox&Scorpion - I could have set it during those 10 years instead :p

consider though - if the whole thing IS a long con Eddie and Ozzie are working together (though if Ed really is in Arkham for the whole 10 years I feel like that doesn’t actually fit the theory as well, rah), imagine Eddie’s interaction with Foxy being literally the ONE THING over the whole 10 years that makes Eddie VERY ALMOST CONSIDER not going through with the plan??

and no matter what happens when both he and Oswald get out Ozzie WILL totally be on Eddie’s case about his constant ‘flirting’ with ‘the Fox’ - and Eddie will be all ‘Oswald please, I don’t flirt with Lucius, what are you talking about??’ - and then they’ll be strung up on that lamppost and Foxy turns up and Eddie is all ‘Foxy! hiiiii! how are you? you look great, the purple really suits you’ ’*bats eyelashes* while Oz is all ‘FFS ED!’ :p 

Yep, it’s in the trailer - Oswald definitely in Blackgate for 10 years, Ed we’re inferring has beenin Arkham the same amount of time (it’s not specified but he’s in an Arkham uniform with long unkempt hair)

Just saw.

This is... honestly frustrating.

The two of them being in and out of those two places over the 10 years I’d be PERFECTLY cool with. Say like, locked up for maybe a couple of years at a time or whatever, then a couple at large, then captured again. That’s, you know, kinda Batman standard, right?

But a full consecutive 10 years?

This is beautiful and I will reblog when I'm at a computer and can type more easily but in the mean time - GOD, that shot of Ed delivering his 'name' riddle, get a little closer guys why don't you...

RITE??!

I didn’t actually appreciate HOW CLOSE they were until I was screencapping the scene :D

There’s also.... like.... I didn’t mention it in my main post because I think it falls into the ‘reading too much into things’ category and it’s something that I’ve often felt, when being used with other ships, is... stretching things a bit but....

There’s also the fact that Ed actually spends a good deal of his riddle arguable staring at Foxy’s lips :p And when the camera focuses on Foxy his eyes flick up and down Ed’s face (ie. potentially down to his lips then up again) TWICE. Most notably before he gives the answer ‘name’ -

gifs would obviously capture this better, but alas, I lack the skills!

...and yeah, like I say, I feel like it’s reading too much into a gesture that...really isn’t inherently sexual, and isn’t necessarily either of them focusing on the other’s lips specifically at all and could just as well be unfocused eye movement made while you’re thinking, you know?

but well... watching Foxy scan Eddie’s face, whatever the reason, is undeniably thrilling :P

and they’re wearing a hat like Ed’s, and they’re standing beside a ladder which they might have just used to rescue two hapless supervillains who were stuck up a lamppost

@littlehollyleaf there have been a number of exciting behind the scenes photos, check what I’ve reblogged today! :)