#vampire technobalde

pairing: vampire!Technobalde x mortal!squidkid

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Technoblade enters home, and from the looks of it Phil is out, his cloak is gone. Good sign Technoblade needs a break from Phil, and doesn't want his cake questioned.

He heads upstairs to him large room, when he gets their he sets his cake down next to the one from last night smiling at his little collection.

"Squid huh?.. Cute.. Strange name but cute." The vampire says to no one as he sits on his bed before realizing what he said. "God you idiot what are you thinking!?"

"He's a fucking mortal! You can't... Don't be an idiot.." He falls back on his bed running his hands through his long hair. "You can't.. What are these feelings..maybe I should tell Phil.. He's good with this stuff..."

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The next night techno finds Phil in his office reading, he swears it's all he ever does. "Phil... Can we talk?" He says, almost sounding like a little kid.

"Yeah.. What's wrong?" Phil sets his book down as techno sits in one of the chairs lazily. "I think something's wrong with me.."

"Okay, that's very vague." The older vampire comments sitting up straighter. "Well.. There's this person..um.. A friend in some ways.. And I just get a strange feeling when I'm around them.."

"Can you describe the feeling at all?" Techno asks and techno let's his head falls back looking at the ceiling in thought. "Somewhere between... Affection, anger. And hunger."

The older vampire just stares at his for moment, almost surprised. " are you telling me you have a crush on someone?" He asks and techno freezes.

"You're saying like?.. Like love?.. No. No. Thats not it." The younger vampire says defensively and techno sighs pinching the bridge of his nose. "Okay, describe this person to me."

"Well.. He's nice, honest, doesn't censor himself, cute.." Techno says and Phil takes a deep breath at how phased out techno looks as he describes the man "okay.. And no one describes someone with that look in their eyes unless they're in love."

Technoblade just looks at the older vampire annoyed "Phil take this seriously please, I can't be in love with him." Techno huffs and Phil raked his hand over his face

"I hate to break it to you but it's what it sounds like." Phil looks at the other vampire who slumps in his chair. "I can't be in love.. It doesn't make sense at all."

"Well who is he? Can I meet him?" Phil asks and Technoblade is immediately tense. "No. Absolutely not." He hisses glaring at the older vampire.

"And why not?" Phil asks and Technoblade just takes a deep breath, he can't tell Phil it's a mortal, he'd freak out. "It's..complicated.. I just can't okay."

"It's a human isn't it?" Phil asks suspiciously and techno just looks at him, debating on whether or not to admit it. "...yes." He mutters and Phil takes a deep breath.

"Techno.. This never ends well. You remember what happened-" Phil begins and he cuts him off "yes I remember!... I know it's a problem.." "It's not a problem... Just be careful"

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Technoblade walks back towards the bakery, he knows what Phil said, He knows it's true, he needs to be careful but he told him he'd seem him tonight. And Phil wanted to meet the mortal, despite Technoblade's protests.

"So... What's his name?" Phil asks in a almost teasing tone and Technoblade glares at him. "Squid." "Squid? That's a strange name?" Phil comments and while it's true the pink haired vampire glares daggers at him, making the older vampire chuckle at his annoyance.

As they enter the shop both of their eyes land on squid as he moved around and looks up at them. "Welcome back-.. Who's you're friend?" Squid asks looking at Phil who smiles brightly.

"My name's Phil, you're squid correct?" Phil asks shaking his hand and squid nods shaking his hand before pausing. "Wait.. How do you know my name?"

"Right. Sorry.. I heard you mutter it last night." Techno explains and squid shakes his head smiling. "No need to apologize, but I never caught you're name?" The mortal asks, clearly a question more then a statement.

"Techno." The vampire answers quickly and squid smiles while Phil Snickers, he knows why, he never introduces himself as just techno, t's always his full name, only Phil and and one other person call him techno.

"Shut up." Techno hisses as Phil stifles his laughter. "I didn't say anything." Phil smiles and techno rolls his eyes.

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Squid watches the two men share something like some sort of joke between them he doesn't understand. 'I really don't understand this guy..or his friend.'

"Umm..what would you two like?" Squid asks and they both look back at him, Phil looking at the case of cakes then at the man. "Oh..you're a baker?" The strange man asks

"Uhh.. Yes?" 'How would this man not know that? He's standing in my bakery?' Phil turns away trying not to laugh looking at techno who just silently glares at him, must be some kind of inside joke.

"Anything you think I should try?" Techno, asks, and squid reaches into the case and grabs a cookie handing it to him as Phil takes a deep breath. "I'll also have one of those as well." Phil says and he reaches in grabbing another cookie and handing it to Phil.

The two men pay and tip, quite nicely actually and wave as the walk out, and as squid goes to walk away he swears catches a glimpse of techno looking back at him.

He walks to the back checking his cakes. 'Techno... What a weird name.'

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"So that's where you got the fucking cakes?!" Phil asks laughing as he leans against the wall, of course the old vampire finds it funny. "Yeah, so what?" Techno asks defensively.

"And you told him just techno? Oh god... That's too much." Phil nearly doubles over laughing. "Yeah yeah I'm so hilarious. Haha." Techno crosses his arms, waiting for him to be done

"You done laughing so we can go get food?" Techno asks as Phil takes a deep breath. "Yeah..yeah let's eat." Phil wipes a tear of laughter away from his eye as he sighs.

"Though seriously, collecting sweets in you're room is really unhealthy and unsanitary." Phil says walking next to his friend who just sighs. "Oh, go to hell."

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pairing: Vampire!Technoblade x mortal!squidkid

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Squid sits behind the counter on a rather slow day. Bored out of his mind, slow days are hard. Means nothing to do and less money, which are both problems.

Squids head perks up when the door opens ready to serve costumers and actually do something, but at who he sees his stomach drops.

Dream, the Vampire hunter. God he hates this guy, He's such a prick. He forces a smile at the Hunter and the Hunter smiles back Wiping what he can only assume is vampire blood off his face.

"hello, welcome! What would you like to order?" He says fidgeting with his sea shell bracelet, always reminds him of home. "I'll take my usual" dream responds leaning against the counter.

"I'm sorry sir, I don't know you're usual." Squid responds slightly annoyed. "Oh, come on, i come in here at least once a week and you still don't know? It's not like I'm a hard face to remember" he says smirking like he's some big deal because he hunts people who just want to survive.

"I apologize.. But a lot of people walk in through that door every day, I don't have the best memory ever." Squid replies though it's a bit of a lie, he has great memory and he does know dreams usual, as much of a smug prick the guys is he's right, he's not easy to forget and squid knows his order, but why boost the guys ego more?

"Hm..whatever, I'll take two cinnamon cookies." Dream says paying as squid nods and hands him his order. 'Oh come on? Not even tipping, you have enough money too.' Squid complains in his head as dream smiles and begans walking away from the counter.

'Please don't sit down please don't- fuck' he complains mentally as the hunter sits down at one of the tables. He loves when costumers stay but dream isn't a normal costumer, good for business, but an ass and he'd rather him not be here.

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after dream has left he looks outside to see it's getting late. Which means it's time to start baking for tomorrow, got to get it all done.

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Squid is startled awake to someone poking his shoulder and the smell of something horribly burnt. Startled he screams and jumps back on guard to see his usual late night costumer the overdressed pink haired man. Well not usual he's only showed up two nights in a row.

"Are.. Are you okay?" He asks seemingly concerned "ah...yeah guess I just fell asleep." Squid says catching his breath from the startle. "Uh..is something burning?" The man asks as squids eyes widen in horror and he runs for the kitchen.

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Techno watches as the baker runs for the kitchen, a pang of concern bubbling in him as he disappears, techno looks down at his hands seeing a few specks of blood their and panics. 'Shit shit shit' he thinks wiping the blood aggressively on his pants, praying the baker won't notice.

"Fuck!! No!!" He hears the mortal yell causing him to flinch slightly as he looks up to see the man coming out of the back with a burnt tray of cupcakes. "God damn it.. Squid you idiot." The man mutters to himself.

'Squid..what a weird name..', the Vampire thinks to himself as the baker, now known as squid turns to him. "I'm so sorry about that, rough night." Squid explains taking a deep breathe.

"What would you like?" Squid asks forcing a smile and techno just looks at him worried, which confuses himself he's never been worried about a mortal, why should he be?

"Are you okay?" Techno asks looking at the very stressed looking man. "No I'm not okay!!" The man yells finally snapping making techno wince slightly.

"First a slow day!! Now I fall asleep and waste valuable baking time and these fucking cupcakes are useless!!" The man complains raking his hands through his hair. 'Damn he's hot when he's mad, what the fuck are you thinking!? He's a mortal!?!! You idiot!"

Techno is dragged out of his thoughts by the Mans loud groan. "Not to mention having to deal with Dream today." Techno tenses at that name. Dream, the most feared vampire hunter there is, Even some of the oldest vampires are scared of him.

"What about Dream?" Techno asks cautiously, is this mortal has ties with dream that makes him dangerous. "He's just such a prick!! Comes in here all smug like he's the best thing in the world!" The man complains rather loudly.

the Vampire feels his shoulder relax and he let's out a breathe he didn't even know he was holding, but he sees the mortal tense, among most mortals Dream is praised so he must be worried techno will be mad at him for shit talking him.

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'Shit shit shut, you idiot, everyone loves dream, you can't just go shit talking him' squid internally panics until the man says something that catches him by complete surprise. "Yeah, dude seems like a real douche"

Squid relaxes and stares at the man in surprise, he doesn't love dream? That's surprising, especially for someone who dresses so fancily, all of the upper class like dream, Or at least he thought so.

"you..don't like dream?" Squid asks suspiciously. This could be a trick. "Never saw the appeal." The man responds and squid smiles slightly.

"Yeah.. Uh..would you still like to buy something?" Squid asks hoping he'll say yes, he really needs the money. "Oh uh yeah, that's.. What I came here for in the first place." The strange, but appealing man responds almost nervously.

"you're usual I'm assuming?" Squid asks the man smiles nodding "you must really like this if you've gotten it three nights in a row." Squid responds, reaching into the glass case for the treat.

"Yeah.. It's one of the best things I've ever tasted, though I may try something different tomorrow." Techno responds as squid hands him the cake.

"You do know I'm open during the day..right?" Squid asks with a hint of teasing in his voice and the man tenses for some reason before nodding. "I prefer the night, quieter"

"You do you I guess." Squid shrugs taking the money and watching as the strange man drops money in the tip jar. "It was nice talking to you." The man says walking out the door.

"You too, see you tomorrow!" Squid calls as the man waves and disappears into the night.

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Pairing: vampire!Technoblade x squidkid

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"Of course it's just me, tech. Who else would it be?" The vampire asks as techno roles his eyes. "I don't know, just don't sneak up on me like that, Phil"

"I was simply walking through my own home not- techno..what is this?" The older vampire motions to the treat on the counter causing Technobalde to tense.

"It's uh, something I picked up" he shrugs drinking more blood from the bag hoping in vain the older vampire will drop it. "You can't eat human food? So whats the point?"

"...aesthetic purposes?" Technoblade answers and Phil just smiling, if they're one thing Technobalde can't do it's lie to Phil "right.. And I'm assuming the hunt didn't go well?" "Why would you assume that?" Technoblade answers as Phil just looks at the blood bag in his hand and chuckles.

"Oh..no reason." He responds sarcastically eyeing his friend. "Okay fine It went to shit and I bought that." He gestures angrily at the small cake sitting on the counter and Phil looks at him perplexed.

"Okay... So you fail a hunt..and buy food you can't eat out of anger?" Phil inquiries the situation growing funnier and funnier to him. "Yeah, exactly." Techno shrugs.

"And what do you plan to do with it?" Phil asks leaning on the counter as he watches his friend. "I don't know..I'll figure it out later." Techno waves him off annoyed.

"Well while you do that I'll be in my study." The older vampire begins to walk away before calling over his shoulder "and please dispose of the bag properly when you're done." Techno's brows forward in further annoyance at the comments of the older vamps "shut up! I'm not a child!"

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Techno sits in his room, staring at the treat in his hands having absolutely no idea what to do with it, but something stops him from throwing it out, he just can't quite figure out what.

"You're annoying... I hate you." He glares at the treat before sighing. "I could throw you out...right now.. I could..I will." He glares at it for a minute longer before looking outside.

It's nearing morning and he should sleep before the sunrises. "I'll deal with you tomorrow night." He sets it on his nightstand laying in his large bed, And closing his eyes to sleep.

'What the hell is wrong with me recently?'

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Squid begins closing up the shop as he thinks of his earlier costumer. 'What a strange man, he seemed really spaced out, and that clothing, a bit much'

He walks around the shop humming to himself as he begins turning all the lamps off in the shop, keeping one on to walk home with.

'I should get some actual sleep, but everything is so expensive, i'm surprised I had enough money to buy ingredients for the week.'

Squid makes it home turning on the other oil lamps as he looks around at his small humble abode. "Home sweet home" he mutterrs to himself collapsing in bed, not bothering to change or take off his shoes before passing out from exhaustion.

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Techno awakes from his slumber to the sound of movement in his room and he sits up quickly on guard to see Phil grabbing his laundry.

"Oh, good morning techno, or should I say good night?" Phil smiles as techno relaxes and rubs the sleep from his blood red eyes. "That joke got old thirty years ago.." Techno responds stretching.

"Also get out of my room! I can do my own laundry!" The vampire hisses standing up as Phil gives him a look that says 'oh really?' "Okay then, do it on you're own, but you Haven't in three weeks and it needs to get done."

"I have plenty of clothes I don't need to do it that often." Techno scoffs while Phil roles his eyes and shrugs "then I'll continue doing it for you." Phil continues picking up some of the scattered clothing articles on the floor.

"Yeah fine, whatever neat freak." Techno sighs looking to his night stand expecting to see his uneatable treat only to find it missing.

"Hey..Phil did you move my cake thingy?" Techno asks not taking his eyes off the spot it should be in. "Uh.. Yeah I threw it away for you." Phil says getting ready to head out of the room.

"You did what!!? Phil what the fuck!!?" Techno shouts causing a look of confusion to grace Phil's face "well it's useless to you so I didn't think you'd mind." Phil answers, Finding his action harmless.

"Just get the fuck out" techno hisses glaring at the older vampire not entirely sure why he's so mad about something so small and insignificant. "Buddy I didn't know you'd be so-" "I said out, Phil" techno snaps and Phil sighs before exiting the room.

Techno sighs sitting in his chair and scrubbing his hands over his face 'why the hell am I so mad? It's just a cake.. I can't even eat it anyways.'

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Vampire!Technoblade X squidkid

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"I hate that smell." The vampire muttered, watching the flames engulf one of his own. "Can't disagree with you there" the older vampire responded, a hint of empathy in his voice.

"And they call us evil, humans can be real savages" the younger vampire scoffs unable to take his eyes off the gruesome sight in front of his eyes. "They've always enjoyed drama, we kill them, they kill us, that's just how it is, tech, you know that" "suppose so."

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Being a vampire is no easy feat, for instance feeding, while only moving during night and finding humans to feed on is a pain, especially without looking suspicious.

"Quite nights are a blessing and a pain" Technoblade mutters to himself, he's always enjoyed the quite nights alone, but hunger was a real problem.

As the vampire walks briskly along he sees a light in one of the buildings alight. "Strange, most shops are closed by this time.." As the vampire approaches the quaint shop he looks to the hanging sign.

'Inky bakery' 'why the hell would someone put ink in cake?' The vampire thought to himself at least it smells good, he looks through the window to catch a glimpse of someone behind the counter moving, hard to make them out from here.

After staring for another minute techno makes the executive decision to finally enter opening the door and a soft bell ringing as a voice calls from somewhere out of sight. "I'll be with you in one second!! Feel free to look around!!"

the vampire looks around at all of the cakes and treats, he'd say they looked good, but for a pure blood vampire human foods have never been particularly good looking.

Techno's attention is dragged away from the treats at the soft sound of boot clicking closer, a young man comes out of the back wiping his hands on a towel as he meets techno's eyes.

"sorry about that, had to take a cake out of- wow..you're dressed awfully fancy." The young man, very bluntly comments, chuckling a bit. "I.. Suppose I am." The vampire responds blankly, more focused on the mortal before him then his comment on his overzealous outfit

"So can I help you or are you just going to stare at me all night?" The young man says chuckling, snapping techno out of his thoughts. "Uh...right.. What would you say is good?"

'Idiot,' techno thought to himself 'you're supposed to be getting blood, not buying cake'

"Well as the baker I'd say all of it's good, but depends on what you like." The baker says leaning against the counter eyeing the vampire. "Do you like more strong sweets or toned down?"

"Uh... Strong" the vampire stammers out 'why am I so nervous? He's just some human, kill him now you idiot-' "well then I'd recommend this one." The baker holds out a sweet to the vampire who gently takes the treat, his hand brushing the young mans making him more nervous somehow.

"Um..thank you." The vampire says as the shop keeper rolls his caramel hazel eyes. "Well it isn't free." He says eyeing techno expectingly.

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techno walks home angrily, 'the fuck was that? I just bought something I don't need and never will! Why the hell was the feeling? I've never been that nervous before.'

The vampire makes his way through the path in the woods, back towards what he calls home, peering at the treat in his hands that he cups so gently, glaring at it.

"This is you're fault.. I don't know how but it is.. And I'm still hungry!" He angrily yells at the treat, blaming it for his problems.

Techno enters the house, it's quite large for only two beings, but then again he didn't choose it. He walks to the kitchen sitting down the treat a going to the fridge grabbing a bag of blood. Not as good as fresh blood but it works well enough.

Techno spins around as he hears the floor behind him creak ready to defend himself. "Oh..it's just you." He mutter looking at the older vampire.

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