i don’t think you guys understand. if they’re not tripping sensors, and they can’t be caught on security cameras, vampires would make the perfect robbers.

imagine a heist movie where a bunch of vampires are planning to attend a gala at a museum (it’s perfect! all the shit is old, which is a bonus because of course the vampires love old stuff, and it’s an evening event!) and make away with some of the art while they’re at it. they’ve got all of the heist movie archetypes that you know in love:

the face, a vampire of the aristocracy who was known for throwing elaborate balls back in the day

the thief, who was a street urchin in Victorian London and has been pickpocketing for centuries

the techie, the newly-turned vampire who is the only one who understands modern technology