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Autistic vampire Tumblr discourse but it's like-
Vampire who explicitly hates the texture of fresh hot blood and only gets blood from blood banks vs Vampire who thinks cold blood thickness is the bane of their everlasting existence and thinks all Vamps should be hunting fresh.
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Isn't Don Quixote an old man that yells at windmills
No. She is a v*mpire and she lives on a bus.
if fucking vampires is monster fucking then playing scrabble is foreplay
i lost my train of thought
I agree
"pWeAsE lEt Me InTo YoUr HoUsE" okay leech. Holy water upon thee.
ok first of all: rude. second of all: i have literally stated on this blog that i only drink from blood packets that have been donated (and my dad PAYS PEOPLE to donate)
second: what tf are you kidding me????? did you just call me a LEECH and threaten me with holy water???? for real???? tf would you do that what did i ever do to you???? i am literally just a guy i’m just a lil guy why are you being mean to me that is so rude i am literally just vibing my guy
i’m legit baby why would you be mean to me what did i ever do to you??????? i have legit never bitten a person w/o their consent WHY are you acting like i’m some kind of villain????
okay heres the thing though is how come the jugular vein is the end all be all place for vampires to drink from. like the jugular vein is carrying deoxygenated blood back towards the heart and lungs. the blood in there is gonna taste worse. It's more acidic from all the carbon dioxide, its got more waste products in it, and moreover the blood flow is mediated more by bodily muscle contractions than the actual pumping of the heart.
I'm just saying, the carotid artery is the way to go. its carrying oxygenated blood pumped from the heart so the blood is warmer, less acidic, and it's got more glucose so it'll be sweeter. I mean come on.
Put your fingers to your neck and find your pulse. That feeling? That thumping of life in your neck? That's your carotid. Sure, it's a bit deeper than the jugular, might require a bit more coordination to sink teeth into, but you can't tell me that isn't what any self-respecting vampire would be going for.
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Hot take/unpopular opinion: I understand why vampires go to high school.
Knowledge is constantly evolving, we’re always learning new things and new methods and proving old theories right and old facts actually wrong. You’re not learning all of that in college, the curriculum may change but a lot of it requires you to have some sort of previous understanding that we usually get in high school. I was in high school seven years ago and both my brothers are/have learnt new and different things/methods than me. You can go to college and get a million different degrees as a vampire, but going to high school and college repeatedly allows you to keep your knowledge sharp, relevant, and as factual as possible. I say they should go to high school every 10-15 years if they look young enough, and do college the rest of the time.
Vampire Ears Pointy, or not Pointy?
Pointy!
Not pointy!
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