Author:  @rockitmans

Rating:  T

Status:  Completed in January 2023

Word Count:  23,907

Summary:  Witch Wanted For CURSE BREAKING and REVENGE Can pay in lasagna or favors (nothing weird)

Blaine is cursed to not touch anyone, Kurt is the grumpy neighborhood witch. They each have something the other other needs (the thing is love)

Tropes/Genre:  Witch!Kurt, Vampire!Elliott, Supernatural!Klaine, AU, humor, romance, curses

Lynne’s review:  Absolutely loved it! So much fun, humorous and loving. I love that they used known canon characters, but in a new way. This reminded me of the show Pushing Daisies. Google it.

Some unreleased screenshots of vampire!Elliott, from The Rose.

“Hello, pretty. Has Elliott left you all on your own? *tsk* Not a very thoughtful thing for him to do, hm? I’m sure you’d like a little... company.”

“I--”

“Aleister.”

“Ah, and here comes the old man to spoil all our fun. Good evening, Valois. Did you fancy joining in?”

“No, but somebody else might feel like-- Ah, I didn’t think that would take long.”

“Elliott! I was just keeping your pet company. He looked rather lonely in here, and I--”

Because I like to tease ;)

And maaaaaybe: