#valkogoodestboy

Yeah fuck that plot. Its now all about the guys and MC coming together to do a Heist to save VALKO from his kidnappers who trapped him somewhere in an underground bunker in the woods.

I don't make the rules, infold gave me the damn plot 🫩

So it's the middle of the night and I'm hungry. Anyway...

1 sliced green onion and 3 chopped garlic cloves in a pan with some butter, cooked on low-medium until fragrant.

2 eggs, a splash of milk, and a dash of soy sauce whisked together and poured over the above with a tiny pinch of sugar. Turn the heat up a touch and cook until, well, cooked.

Taste test a handful of mini chocolate chips. Having ascertained that they taste delicious, take the pan off of the heat and mix a handful in.

Plate it.

Have flashbacks to cleaning the contents of your dog's stomach off of the floor.

Eat it.

Do it.

I dare you.

Come on, you can do it!

It's not bad actually, but you could probably add another garlic clove and green onion.

Note: while the game calls for cocoa nibs, 1) I don't think those melt to the degree that the picture shows?, and 2) I don't have them. I think "cocoa nibs" is meant to be mini dark chocolate chips in this case. I had bittersweet.

finally got to cry to my bestie about valko,

she said "damn I woulda downloaded for him. I mean Sylus was pretty good, but not enough to steal all that phone storage for One guy. but Two guys.. and one is him? well... 👀"