saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

thinking about a dom who loves cold temp play. making their partner eat ice while blowing them, making their tongue freezing cold, mouth chilly, each breath after crunching the ice chips somehow a little foggy from the contrast of the room to moisture in their mouth. hips stuttering as their partner's tongue wraps over their cock or laps at their clit. the chill making them buck and moan. the slowly warming mouth on them making their eyes roll backwards. making their sub trace ice cubes all over their skin, only allowing quick peppered kisses over the covered skin, then making the sub hold the cube to their lips, tongue curling around it. licking across bare skin with cold, wet, desperation.

@napkineater your up there on my favorite people ever list :333 you're super welcoming and kind, and I really appreciate you and I'm super super happy to be your friend. I want to see you irl someday, I think we would vibe amazingly. I really just can't put into words how happy I am that you exist and I get to know you <3<3<3<3<3<3 I hope we stay friends for a really long time, to go crazy over podcasts and send lyrics and pretend to be cats and do life :)))))

everyone wants to headcanon the aro character in a romantic relationship but nobody wants to headcanon the character in a romantic relationship as aro. except me. because my eyes have been opened to the truth

if only there were seven thousand more hours in a day. surely then i could get something done

oh no gender for me thanks i just wanted to be in this convoluted social construction with you

it’s cause you’re always on that damn cross

nobody ever talks about the terrible fanfic epidemic of "they would NOT confess their love so openly and poetically as that."