Valentine Kiss talky bits translations
Many versions of the beloved (and also frequently hated) Valentine Kiss have an interlude where the main singer and the background vocalists talk to each other. It's happens mostly around 2:25-2:40.
So I've translate some of these using this ameblo post by teninu memo as my source.
Enjoy with caution, most of these are on crack.
Oshitari Yuushi (2005) with Shishido & Ohtori
Oshitari: How is it? This year's valentine. Ohtori: I hope I can get a lot! Shishido: I'm hoping for mint chocolate. Ohtori: I wonder who will get more. Oshitari: That's obviously going to be me. Shishido: I'm not gonna lose! Ohtori: Shishido-san, please do your best! Oshitari: I'm not losing either.
Shishido Ryo (2006) with Kabaji & Atobe
Shishido (imitating Kabaji): Suteki ni, suteki ni... Shishido (imitating Atobe): Ahn.
Sanada Genichiro (2007) with Yagyu & Niou
Sanada: Hahaha, how's that, it must be pretty good! Yagyu: Somehow, Sanada-kun has gathered the attention of girls all over Japan! Niou: As expected of our vice captain, one more verse and everyone will be head over heels. Yagyu & Niou: Master, please continue! Sanada: Understood.
Oishi Shuichiro (2007) with Yagyu & Niou
Oishi: Hah... I was so nervous about this, but I think I did pretty well! Huh? You!! Niou and... Yagyu!? What!? Wasn't Eiji there just a second ago!? Inui, Tezuka... where is everyone from Seigaku!? Wait, since when have you been singing!? The one with glasses I thought was Inui... was Yagyu all along? A megane-mixup...!! That's confusing! Since when have you even been there!? Is this a prank?! It's pretty mean for a prank... Even Taka-san... I gotta sing. Oh, I can't sing anymore! Do I have to keep singing? This is horrible-- don't ignore me!? Since when were you there!? Did you plan this!? All of you! That's horrible! Was it Eiji? It must be Momo! Or could it have been Fuji? Even for a prank, that's horrible! Ha-have you switched places again today? That's horrible! Ahhhhh!!
Shiraishi Kuranosuke (2009) with Chitose & Hitouji
Shiraishi: What's an adult taste, Yuji? Hitouji: Someone like Koharu or Hikaru would probably know that Chitose: What about Kin-chan? Hitouji & Shiraishi: No way he'd know. Shiraishi: What about Kenya? Hitouji: Hm... Chitose: What about Gin-san? Hitouji & Shiraishi: Well, he is an adult.
Hiyoshi (2010) with Kabaji & Oshitari
Hiyoshi: Finally I have been able to sing Valentine Kiss... Akazawa: Ohh Hiyoshi! You're singing Valentine Kiss? Coach Saotome: Hiyoshi-! Is that Valekiss!? Hiyoshi: Wha- what are you doing here? Akazawa: Oh, I wanna sing too! Suteki ni-!! Hiyoshi: Wait! Coach Saotome: Me too-- su-te-ki-ni Hiyoshi: Ahhhhhh!!
Niou Masaharu (2010) with Sanada & Yanagi
Niou: Puri Niou: How's that? Are you melting away? Sanada: Ahh... Yanagi: I have in fact become enchanted. Sanada: However, kiiiieeeeeeess!! Kiiieeeeeeeeess!! Sanada: ...what if you sang it more like that? Yanagi: Hmm- I should have a catchphrase too. What about this. Kira---n⭐︎
Ohtori Choutaro (2011) with Kabaji & Oshitari
Ohtori: I was only ever in the chorus until now, but I finally sang it! I'm a little embarrassed but I will do my very best! Oshitari-San and Kabaji, thank you for helping me out with the chorus! Oh, where's Shishido-san? ...even if Shishido-san isn't here, I'll put my soul into this song!!
Kite Eishiro (2012) with Kai & Tanishi
Kite: You two, wait a second. Kai: What is it? Kite: Sing the chorus properly Kai: But that's what we're doing-- right Kei-kun? Tanishi: Goya, goya Kite: That is the wrong part! Kai: But Eishiro, you like goya. Kite: That is not the point! Tanishi: I like meat a lot better! Kite: Gahhhh!
Saeki Kojiro (2013) with Itsuki & Amane
Amane: Automatic tennis machine, Shudo! Mass production type, Ryo-san! Kentaro! Itsuki: The last one's not a pun though. Saeki: We need to call Bane-san after all. Amane: You mean Sae-san... is better...!?
Kikumaru Eiji (2014) with Chocolates
Eiji: Hoihoi! Today I had everyone from the chocolates come over! Well then, a few words please! It's the real thing--! And then? Uh, is that the only thing you can say?
Tezuka Kunimitsu (2015) with Fuji & Kawamura
Tezuka: Kawamura... you look like you're good at impersonating me. Kawamura: Heh!? Tezuka: Let's try. Kawamura: Okay. Amai amai... Tezuka: Like you always do!! Kawamura: Got it, amai amai... ♪ Tezuka: Yes, that's it. Fuji: Whatever happened in Germany...
Yukimura Seiichi (2016) with Niou & Marui
Niou: All of the chocolates send to Yukimura look really tasty. Marui: Heehee, I'll take one while he's not looking... Yukimura: Marui Marui: Yukimura-k... Yukimura: If that's what you want, I can take your sense of taste away. Marui: Wait, anything but my sense of taste... Niou: Is taste even related to tennis?
Ochi Tsukimitsu (2016) with Mouri
Mouri: They say that rich kid from Tsuki-san's school gets lots and lots of chocolates every year. Ochi: I'm not remotely interested. Are you jealous? Mouri: Eh... no... is it obvious? Ochi: It couldn't be more obvious what you're thinking.
Sengoku Kiyosumi (2018) with Akutsu & Dan
Akutsu: Making me sing such a cheap song... that bastard. Dan: Sengoku-senpai's singing and Akutsu-senpai's chorus are the best! Sengoku: Akutsu, you were practicing the chorus at home? I heard it from your mom. Akutsu: ...you...
Fuji Syusuke (2019) with Fuji Yuta & Fuji Yumiko
Yumiko: You two would be soo cute if you sang the chorus together in matching outfits! Yuta: Aneki came up with something troublesome again… Yumiko: Because there‘s a girl in the center, right? Normally. Yuta: This isn't normal. Syusuke: I don’t mind if Nee-san’s in the center. But you‘ll be under a no-romance policy, are you okay with that? Yumiko: Eh? Oh...
Marui Bunta (2020) with Kuwahara & Niou
Kuwahara: Hey, let's make a cake for Bunta with the two of us. Niou: I agree. Let's make it from scratch. We can put all his favourite things in it. Kuwahara: Great. First thing is... marinated beef ribs! Niou: Puri. Marui: Wait up! Leave the baking to me!
Oshitari Kenya (2021) with ?
Kenya: Adult taste... the taste of grown-ups that neither Shiraishi nor Chitose or Yuji know... Will I get to know it this Valentine's Day? I won't let you say I got stuck in the friend zone!!













