#val-chan

dear 🥚ess, an adorable little creature with a cute face and sadistic nature that satan himself would envy

when i fried one egg it smelled like it was 21 y.o. and i understood it was you

happy birthday to you, i wish you only the best gifts possible to receive:

thanks for happening to this world.. without you this tumblr would be eggless and this .. kinda sucks...

keep being an amazing yourself and if one moment you feel that life is a literal torture, may this be the exact one from your scenarios

( 🍳W🍳)

ps: if anyone wants to send her gift money dm me i'll send bank requisites

OMG VAL-CHANNNNNNNNN !!!!! ｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡ this is absolutely the BEST (☆▽☆) BIRTHDAY (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ) GIFT (´ ω `♡) EVER !!!!! i hardly have the words to express my excitement and gratitude !!

not only to have the renowned and adorable edward elric ALL to myself, but to receive such lovely birthday wishes from one of my favorite artists.... this shall be a wonderful birthday indeed !!! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

when is your birthday? 🎤

hello val-chan !!!

My Moirial is surprisingly good at kawaii voices. However she did not think through sending me a video of her voicing them.

Or maybe I have been withholding to much of my emotions.? I am not really sure.

Here is my reason of though:

I went to Fry's and saw Aly-chan and she made me a drink. You know, just nice to see a friend.  Anyway, I was driving home thinking 'I am going to make a post thanking her because she is super sweet and I don't think how much of a huge heart she has and she was so helpful and I don't show her how much she means to me and what a amazing friend she it and I have nice friends. I mean I only have like three real friends and they are so caring... and .. and...'

And then I started crying... and my sister was with me in the car and I was wiping my eyes and then at a stop sign I used both my hands to wipe my eyes and my sister was all, 'WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYES.?'

And I was just like, 'Nothing.!' Then she looked at me and was all, 'Why are your eyes watery.?'

I just screamed back at her 'WHY ARE YOUR EYES WATERY.'

And then she started laughing and I started bawling and my sister kept laughing and I kind of started saying, 'Stop laughing at me.!' and I kept crying...

and crying...

and crying...

My sister was hysterically laughing and was saying, 'I'm sorry. I just don't understand why you're crying.!'

I didn't either. Lately, I guess, I've kind only felt like I have literally only had three friends.

And I don't know.. maybe I've just building up stress, sadness, and anger and ... just Alex being the nicest person I know was probably what kind of tipped me over and just exploded.

...WHEN YOUR FRIEND DOESN'T SHOW UP FOR THE BUS TRIP TO NYC THAT YOU'VE PLANED FOR A WHILE.

...WHEN YOUR FRIEND DOESN'T CALL YOU BACK.

...WHEN SOMEONE ELSE REPLIES TO THE TEXT MESSAGE YOU SENT.

...WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE IF THE NUMBER YOU'RE TEXTING IS YOUR FRIEND AND THEY SAY NO... EVEN THOUGH IT'S LISTED YOUR FRIENDS NUMBER.

...WHEN YOU HAVE TO WALK THROUGH NYC ALONE. 

...WHEN YOU FREAK OUT ALL DAY BECAUSE YOU'RE HOPING NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TO YOUR FRIEND THAT NEVER SHOWED.

...WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO SIT AND CRY ON THE STEPS OF THE METROPOLITAN.

...WHEN YOU BUY YOUR FRIEND A PRESENT AND WRITE A NOTE IN IT ASKING WHERE THEY ARE.

...WHEN YOU WANT RAMEN AND YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EAT BECAUSE YOU'RE WORRIED SICK.

...WHEN YOU WANT TO THROW UP BUT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING.

...WHEN YOU FINALLY SIT DOWN IN THE MUSEAUM AND STARE AT THE STATUE'S FEET FOR SO LONG YOU HAVE THE URGE TO PAINT IT'S TOE NAILS.

...WHEN YOU HAVE THAT URGE TO PAINT STATUE'S TOE NAILS AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE FRIEND WOULD ENJOY THAT, BUT THEY AREN'T THERE!

...WHEN YOU GET ON THE BUS TO GO HOME AND YOU WANT TO CRY BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE TO GO HOME WITH.

...WHEN YOU CALL YOUR OTHER FRIEND TO MAKE SURE THE NUMBER YOU HAVE IS RIGHT.