#vaguereality

Me would like to ask for a prompt. :3 Cheeky Sasuke... Sasuke accidentally drinks from the wrong bottle. The substance made him cheeky. :D

Pffft, how many drunk stories can I use to make a fool out of Sasuke? xD I have a lot of stories of my friends getting drunk and doing some crazy stuff, so this wouldn't be too hard xD I hope you guys will like it!

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"Sa-ku-ra...-chan," Sasuke poked his girlfriend's nose at each syllable, then suddenly bursting into a fit of giggled. "I called you...Sakura-chan."

Sakura sighed softly as she removed Sasuke's hand from her face when he started playing with her blushing cheeks. "Sasuke-kun, you should rest right now. You're becoming a bit...hyper."

"But I didn't nomnom on sugar stuff," Sasuke pouted as he tried to steal a kiss from his lovely girlfriend. Still giggling like he was being tickled, Sasuke was gently pushed back and he fell against the floor with a sappy smile. "Nomnomnom..!"

"Jesus," Naruto whimpered slightly at the sight of his best friend. "I can't believe he accidentally drank Tsunade's sake bottle. How can you get those mixed up, huh?"

"I told him that the medicine juice in the fridge in the white bottle...I forgot that her sake bottle was the same color," Sakura rubbed her face. "I feel so bad not labeling them!"

"I label...my lovely girlfriend," Sasuke hiccuped, "as the sexiest...yummy piece of ham I haz evah seen!"

"Sasuke-kun! Be quiet!" Sakura flushed as she covered her boyfriend's mouth before he started describing her lacy underwear. "You need to nap and sleep all this alcohol off, Sasuke-kun!"

"Can Sa-ku-ra-chan cuddle wiff meh?" Sasuke cooed as he rubbed Sakura's thigh very slowly. "Be mah schmexii teddy bear!"

"This is so weird, Sakura-chan. I don't like this at all," Naruto sighed sadly as he held his face in his hands. "What kind of freakin' alcohol does Tsunade-baachan drink?"

"It was a birthday gift," Sakura whispered as she tried to make Sasuke stay laying down. "It was the rare sake flavor from the Iwa-Village and it's very heavy. It cost a lot of money and she hasn't had it in years!"

"And now Sasuke-teme is gonna be Miss Happy, ne?"

"Na-ru-to," Sasuke grumbled as he sat up like Dracula, staring at his blond friend with sharp eyes. "Wae, wae... Wae you gotta be the seme, huh?"

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"WHAT?" both Naruto and Sakura screamed at the drunk Uchiha, watching him hiccup and hide behind his eyes.

"S-Sai-baka...he told me," Sasuke slurred, "that he read a thingy called...doujinshi once, and then...you were ontop of me! Uchihahas...cannot be dominated by blonds!"

Both friends sat in utter silence before Sasuke sputtered his lips and slumped forward, burying his face into Sakura's tiny breasts and purring. "And...and...Sasuke-chan likes Sa-ku-ra-chan's...prettiness and tiny bumbumz. They're perfect."

"S-Sasuke-kun!" Sakura stammered as she squealed when Sasuke groped her bottom gently.

"And...Naruko, can go and cuddle Kaka-chan," Sasuke giggled with a farting laugh. "I keep this fine ladeh all tah...mehself!"

"Teme, I would never touch yo-!"

"Sakura-chan, we're making widdle Uchiha babehz tonight, Dattebayo!"

"YOU ASS, THAT'S MY CATCHPHRASE!" Naruto cried out.

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Good theory. I really wanna see this happen. Sakura vs Madara. That would be epic and Madara would compare Sakura to Tsunade. :D

Yeah, a fight between them would be awesome. As i said before, Madara refers to fighting as dancing and the cover shows us Sakura in a fighting stance with the "flowers dancing in the battlefield" above so it is possible that it could be foreshadowing for their fight...

...or i could be completely wrong but we will have to wait and see for that XD