Vael’s Notes – The Gloam Brothers
Classification: Archivist Entities / Unclassified Affiliation: None (by design) Skills: Filing nonsense, finding lost things, generating administrative chaos Powers: Undefinable. Suspected reality editing, advanced paperwork evasion, limited prophecy via soup Appearance: Variable. Generally present where they shouldn’t be. Tendency to leave stains (origin unknown). Notes: Impossible to catalogue. Annoying. Ubiquitous. Never present for roll call, always blamed when something vanishes. Attempts at observation yield conflicting results. Advised: do not engage directly
Blort: “We are not nuisances. We are features.”
Jubilee: “Your complaint has been filed. Expect results in four to six eternities.”
Skim: “Vael is just jealous because we never get lost in the vents.”
Gribble: [Entry obscured by a soup stain.]
