#v.616

It’s been a long time coming, but Wade has finally managed to work with Shiklah to get his sister visiting for... goat? He can’t remember, Shiklah does love some goat stew. It’s food, that’s all that matters. The mercenary ducks into the kitchen to bring his wife out to meet his sister-self. He wonders if she sacrificed the animal herself, again. “Please make sure you call her Deadpool or Wanda ‘cause she gets a bit... tetchy over Lady Deadpool. But she’s here.” 

I know it’s water under the bridge by now, but can you give me pointers on where my teaching interview went horribly wrong?

Axis #3 / Deadpool #36

“It’s on the tip of my tongue--” The merc snapped his fingers three times.  “--You’re on the flagship title, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon... I got it! Zatanna, right?”

--Terry? Wow... long time no see. 

tag all 9 of your tumblr crushes (they do the 8 questions too): I’m not going to be a part of this system

-There’s no life in his body, there won’t be for a while. His healing factor is hard at work repairing the damage, but that gives him enough time to slip into the realm beyond. He finds himself walking into Death’s domain, practically knocking at her door. Just because he’s married doesn’t mean he can’t drop in on old friends, after all.-

She’s a succubus, how do you think it ends?