#v post

slowly becoming a caricature of myself as i come home from a nail appointment and use my freshly lemon patterned nails to grab my lemon keychain and unlock my lemon wreathed door and take off my lemon earrings and other jewelry to put into my lemon ceramic dish and head into the lemon themed kitchen and take out the box of lemon cookies my mom gave me and put them into the lemon jar….

walked in my patient’s room the other day with the usual “how are you feeling? how are those contractions?” etc. and i got to “so what are you naming your baby?” and the answer was “caine”. so now i have to reconcile with the fact that either they thought that was a unique way to spell kane/cane or. OR. they’re amazing digital circus enjoyers. so uh

guys i was vacuuming with my headphones on and a minute into listening to hexagons i stubbed my toe badly and went down to the ground just as the bass came in like this was some dramatic death scene jfc