#uuuggghhh!

It's like I get a crush on a girl who looks gay and I decide to get to know her. 

for weeks she doesn't bring up a significant other of any specific gender and we talk about very 'gay' things together (e.g.. The L Word, Tegan and Sara, rent, how adorable Hannah Hart is, how we both ship hartbig and so on).

I flirt with her and she flirts back- everything seems to be working in my favour.

she becomes touchy-feelly, always hugging me and even going so far as holding my hand briefly. 

I've fallen for her completely and spend two days obsessing over asking her out. 

I finally go for it and ask her to go for coffee with me or if she wants to do some other activity that usually has a lot of cutesy thought put into it. 

She says yes and I'm over the moon. The girl I like, who knows that I'm gay has agreed to go out with me! what could be better!

And then after texting her before the date and telling my mom or best friend that I have a date with a girl I like, we finally go out.

We arrive, I buy her coffee, we talk. Everything is great. she gets a phone call. (or something of the sort)

"Oh I'm so sorry! I've got to answer this, It's my boyfriend." 

FUUUCK!

The worst part is every time WITHOUT FAIL I convince myself that there is no way she could be straight.

***Real thoughts from my real mind:

"She looks as queer as a two dollar bill!" "She's SO GAY!" "The Background of her phone is a picture of Ellen!" "OK, She's gay for sure this time- I mean look at her! If that isn't lesbianism personified then I'm an elephant"

Turns out that I'm an Elephant. 

Now I know that Lesbians can be femme's, butch's or studs (or really anything they want to be and I'm being very stereotypical. BUT SERIOUSLY!!??? It's like I go out of my way to fall in love with those few straight girls that both look and act gay while having boyfriends.