Feb 6, 2017
So I make a post about how I’ve enjoyed switching careers temporarily and then something fucking awesome happens in my original line of work.
Literally jumped around the kitchen like a mad woman at lunch today.
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So I make a post about how I’ve enjoyed switching careers temporarily and then something fucking awesome happens in my original line of work.
Literally jumped around the kitchen like a mad woman at lunch today.
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Outtakes from Derek. Ricky's laugh kills me every time! And Karl "It's like knockin' about with a fookin' crabstick!" Crying with laughter!
I'm safe. I'm quiet, I'm kind, I don't go looking for trouble, because if you do that you lose people. But I don't want to be like that. Sometimes, rarely, and usually at night, I become brave. It's like the little person who lived inside me as a child, the person I never let breathe- the one who imagined Peter Pan tapping on her window and asking her to come and kill the pirates, the one who made friends with the non-existent wolves in the park, the one who swam in the deep water because I can't die- comes out to play. She rises out of the dark and makes me reckless, a show off. She makes me run fast, roar with laughter, scream nothing can harm me! And then it's morning, and that strange little creature has curled up in my chest to slumber, because it's time for reality. It's time to be a grown-up. And then I'm safe again.
I don't want to be safe.
literally speechless for a title for this [?]
I couldn't bring myself to post the whole thing, i started sicking in my mouth.
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