A moment of weakness indeed. The former cuatro had finally been caught, and by that none other of the infamous Rangiku Matsumoto. Her lovely tresses carved her perfect chest quite exquisitely but why he was even observing her there was beyond him. A hiccup escaped the pale man, and he slouched, something he wasn’t fond of, so he sat upright once more, and hiccuped again, eyes rolling to gaze elsewhere, as he increasingly felt unbecoming and disgusted with himself. It was the deal he had made with this horrid woman, however, in order to escape imprisonment in the Soul Society. He’d get the woman drinks. Though, drinking himself hadn’t initially been the plan, he more-less felt as though she’d practically forced them down his throat after she herself had become rather tipsy.
It had only taken about two before he began showing signs of being drunk. Now, he was likely going to have one hell of a hangover in the morning. Ulquiorra sighed quietly, emeralds coming to look upon the female once more as she laughed full-heartedly at the stupidest of things that could possibly entertain her. The men all gawked over her outstanding figure, and surely more than one had already tried taking her home to his bed. Humans were pigs.
“Must–” hiccup, “–I stay any longer? I’d say–” hiccup, “we’ve both had our fill…”
She was interested in the espada. Why were they like the way that they were? Of course their existences were an aberration and would have to be brought to justice but there was a part of her that was increasingly interested in his kind and she was never a girl to turn down a potential drinking buddy. Chest bounced as she gave a heart-felt guffaw, slamming down her pint on the table, laughing loudly at some joke that was uttered by one of the residents. Had she been sober, she would have been less inclined to laugh so whole-heartedly but this was a time to relax and have fun!
Her companion didn’t seem to be all that interested in drinking, however, so she had had to be a little more forceful with giving him drinks, but he was such a lightweight the poor dear. She would have to just keep working him over until his liver was strong enough to take it. Nevermind that such a callousness took years of abuse, at the very least longer than this one outing would take, but all creatures deserved a good drink, right?
Blue eyes struggled to focus as he questioned her, eyebrows furrowing as she gazed at him with her best drunken attempt to be serious, something that very quickly dissolved into the joyous relaxation that she so seemed to enjoy. “What are you saying? The night is just beginning! We have another four bars on our way through the night of drinking,” she said, taking a deep drink from her pint, foam ringing the line of the glass a few inches higher than when she put it back down, a testament to the lieutenant’s passion for her favorite sport. “Why are you such a lightweight anyway? Are all of you guys this weak?”