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You can't teach an old cat new tricks. Not because it's old, but because it's a cat.
@utsusays

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Congratulations! This isn't our house!
Tari, to the guy who walked into our apartment thinking it was the third floor, not the second
utsusays replied to your post “[[MOR] I don’t fucking give a damn about this “fast 12 hours…”
I’ve never had to do that for a physical???
It was for cholesterol. Apparently they only need to take it every few years. I had a big breakfast after though so it was okay in the end.
I actually asked and my doc told me to double-check to make sure the fasting was necessary whenever someone told me to do it before a physical, just so I wouldn’t have to go through it unnecessarily. So there we go, a doc telling me to question doctor’s orders.
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VITAMIN STRING QUARTET OMF I LOVE THEM. I WILL DANCE TO THE STRING ARRANGEMENT OF HUM HALLELUJAH AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME
Your wedding will be very memorable. (Also very expensive if you want the vitamin string quartet. I will pitch in funds to record the whole thing professionally so we don’t miss any of your dancing.)
utsusays replied to your post: Okay random thought butIf you ever inv...
Thank fuck I don’t want live music at my wedding (unless it’s fall out boy or an fob tribute band)
Hire the vitamin string quartet. As a bonus they’ll probably be in-tune.
madmagemaidmarian replied to your post: Okay random thought butIf you ever inv...
but that would make such a good wedding story
Oh there’s no doubt about that. Everyone would be talking about it for years. But it’s more the fact that I would absolutely do it, you’re essentially guaranteeing it if you hire string musicians.

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Name: Stephen
Nicknames: Steve, Ryouta, Ryou, Sanjay, Sanjii, bABE
Gender: Male
Height: 5′ 9″-ish
Favorite Color(s): Black, purple, grey, red
Average hours of sleep: Either 5 or 11 and never 8 or 9 like I should
Lucky Number: 56, 42, 16, 18
First word: I have no clue, but I do know I used to say “I want to make you a happy”
Happy Place: Usually my desk (Hopefully I’ll be able to assemble my new one tomorrow). It’s where I do most of my everything. Most everything is within arms reach. I can sit there with a blanket and play whatever.
Blanket I sleep on: I have a snuggie that I always use and then a batman blanket that I either curl up around or use as a blanket depending on the season/temperature
Favorite Fictional Characters: Stocking [Panty and Stocking], Togame [Katanagatari], Izaya Orihara [Durarara!!]
Favorite Shows: Kill La Kill, Silicon Valley, Azumanga Daioh (idk if it’s just because I’m currently watching it though), Nichijou, Panty and Stocking, Rick and Morty
Favorite Drinks: Pretty much anything with peach or peach flavoring, Godiva chocolate liquor, Baileys, Surfer on Acid,
Favorite Foods: sushi, tofu, lamb, salmon, rice, guava pastries, mushrooms, pineapple, strawberries, mango, I’m not sure if this counts but garlic is an amazing seasoning on a lot of things
Last Movie I watched: Legally Blonde 2 [The girl made me do it. Good though. Not complaining. Just pointing it out.]
Dream holiday: It would have to be with friends. And girl. Something like somewhere either in a city or near one where we could adventure around. Lots of stuff within walking distance. Various activites and such (nothing that’s really coming to mind at the moment, probably some fun lightly competitive thing would be nice). A roomy hotel for if we don’t want to go out for a day or something but wanted to do stuff. (No, not just “that”)
Dream wedding: All I ask for is a nice ceremony, good catering, good music, love, and plenty of time after the wedding to enjoy the day doing whatever we want to do. Oh and an open bar. Yeah that’s important too.
Dream job: I have various ideal jobs. Based on my major, something where I’m doing programming for some important application. Something that makes me think about it. Puzzle solving with code and the like. I also kinda want to be a hypnotist? I mean I guess it’s still a possibility as a side thing. But idk.
People I’d like to get to know better: no one [I actually don’t know anyone on here too well enough so yeah that]
utsusays replied to your post “They’ve moved onto “wicked anime browser game” now. I guess the...”
I've been getting a ton of those lately
I’ve gotten a few with the original (Erica) messages, one with that auto insurance firm crap, and one of the wicked anime game variety. I guess I’m not as much of a target. I thought they died down a while ago but then they came back with more variations.
bittersweetnolonger replied to your post “If you've got a knack for programming and can self teach yourself some...”
And I have no knack for it. Programming is very logical and my mind can't handle that strict, literal way of thinking.
I have problems keeping track of all the functions and ways you can change components...if that’s even what they’re called. I understand the commands an all, but it gets waaaay too complicated and I just can’t. Give me a complicated af machine to recreate in CAD and I can do it, but this is just...no.
BUT LIKE I DONT KNOW WHY???? BUT THEY SEEM GOOD TOGETHER???? WHAT HAPPENED????
This is me with 90% of the ships I like. At first I’m like ???? but then I just roll with it lol