#utilikilts

Utility kilts are becoming very fashionable for men of all ages and lifestyles around Australia and the rest of the world for the simple reasons that they are extremely comfortable to wear and are very practical.

Yes they are comfortable

Instead of getting the feeling of being all bunched up and restricted around your legs and groin area, as is very common when wearing pants, a utilikilts gives you complete freedom to move and stretch in any direction you desire. At first some men may feel it makes them a little too free, but once they get used to it and the freedom of a little bit more fresh air, it becomes much more relaxing and unrestrictive.

Great for hot climates

For men and also women, living in hot climates, wearing pants can cause overheating and bring on health issues. Once you try a utilikilts the difference is unbelievable, you’ll enjoy a wonderful cooling effect of the modern utility kilts made from light weight fabrics and a design that still preserves modesty, but gives all the benefits of the traditional Scottish kilts that have been worn for centuries.

They are also great in colder climates as they also have a natural warming affect while allowing for fresh air circulation.

A healthy Alternative

The Scottish Medical Journal suggests that men wearing kilts regularly have a higher sperm count, so it’s more likely their partner will conceive a child, it’s not yet a proven fact, but just another great reason to man up and wear a utility kilt.

Day and night wear

Utility kilts are now a high fashion wear item and are acceptable for both casual wear and formal occasions; they can also be worn for sports in door or outdoors, for work or social gatherings.

By pairing them with the appropriate accessories such as shoes or boots, shirts and jackets they can make a very masculine fashion statement that any woman would be happy with.

Adjustable fit

Utility kilts have the advantage that they are fully adjustable and can allow for your natural body size and weight changes that occur during the day so you always feel comfortable and unrestricted.

Lots of storage space

Utility kilts are designed with the working man in mind, they have large built in pockets and you can easily add more pockets as required to accommodate any hand tools you need to get things done.

Tool belts, hooks chains and pouches can also be added as needed so you’re almost a walking workshop and still have your hands free and your body comfortable.

So my husband has a Utilikilt, as do most our friends (who wear kilts). We loved them and loved their quality, etc.

Yeah...someone just pointed out to me their FAQ page. Fuck no, no more on that. We aren’t even affected by their policies and I’m not touching their horrible, horrible policies with a mile-long pole.

Some examples (I’m quoting because I can’t enlarge the picture enough for you to read text):

WHY ISN’T MY SIZE SHOWN IN YOUR ONLINE STORE? IT USED TO BE THERE…

Utilikilts, of late, has changed scope of kilts that we keep at Headquarters. Mr. Utilikilts has determined that sizes 30-46 are considered POPULAR sizes (the sizes that the majority of our customers ask of us) and anything between 48-60 has been declared an UNPOPULAR size (the sizes that not so many homies need)… thus, we no longer keep UNPOPULAR sizes in stock. Will we still make you an UNPOPULAR sized kilt? Absolutely! But you need to call us first, to find out if we are currently taking orders for UNPOPULAR sizes and to hear of what you can expect for a turnaround time. Please note: ALL UNPOPULAR SIZES ARE NON-RETURNABLE, NON-EXCHANGEABLE, AND WILL BE CHARGED A “FAT BASTARD TAX”

And:

WHAT IS THE “FAT BASTARD TAX” AND WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?

Kilts with waist sizes over 46 inches require more fabric and subsequently more labor time–a lot more labor time–to make. So, there’s an extra charge for the higher sizes. Additionally, we have a special Big Boy Ordering Procedure between mecca and the customer to insure that we get you sized right the very first time: we’ll send out a sizing kilt to try on before you place that non-refundable order. If you’re a Big Boy then you already know that life’s rough all over… the extra cost for Big Boy Kilts are the insurance we BOTH need to make sure we get it right the first time and nobody gets left holding the bag, capice?

And don’t forget:

DO YOU MAKE A UTILIKILT* FOR WOMEN?

Okay ladies, here’s a couple things you should know if you’re gonna try to get yourself into a Utilikilt*:

Our kilts are menswear. Made for men. We make no bones about it so there’s no point in getting huffy; you’re a cross-dresser. Deal.

There’s more on the last one but....no. Like....chill, Utilikilts. You're not edgy. You have some (probably underpaid) workers making your kilts. All it would have taken is a “Hey this is our size range right now. If you want a bigger size, contact us but know it’s going to be non-returnable”.