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*you’re askin’ the wrong question, bro.
WHY is Updog?! IS updog even real? Or is he just the idealized good boy we all aspire to be? A romantic literary figure? A man of mystery and shadows?
You’re still not sure if Papyrus is being unintentionally clueless, or if he knows exactly ‘what is up’ and refuses to fall into this jape.
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I’m... GREAT! I’ve just got many feelings in my SOUL, and many somethings in my eyes. Those somethings are called tears. Did you thank the very nice human for your present too? You know better, Sans!
*ok, mom. *thanks @youreaheckindingus. s’real nice of you.
I’m terribly sorry, good friends and followers! Give me a moment to compose myself and we will continue to regale you with Tales of the Great Papyrus’ baby bones days!
Does that mean you find King Asgore, Queen Toriel, and Grillby sexy too?! You can’t!!! Our monarchs a’re like the parents to all monsters! And Grillby is like a Dad figure too!! Parents are supposed to be NOT sexy! The opposite of sexy!
*Hahahahahaha!!!
STOP LAUGHING SANS!!! I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT ANY OF THEM THE SAME WAY AN IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! I WILL JUST CONSTANTLY THINK, “SANS THINKS THIS PERSON IS SEXY!” POOR OLD MR. GERSON ESPECIALLY!!! I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELF!!
*who, me? no way bro. i’ll just focus it on the real character buildin’ events. i’d never tell ‘em anythin’ like how much you hated the dark ya needed 3 nightlights. *well, i guess that’s not quite past-
YES EXACTLY!!! PROMISE ME YOU WON’T SAY ANYTHING THAT WILL ut! MY SOCIAL LIFE AND RESPECTABILITY AND KILL MY BUDDING DIPLOMATIC CAREER!!!
*cross my heart.
Maybe sometime in the future? It’s only been about three months and a few days, after all, and we’re literally just out of the centers! Monsters and people are still trying to get used to each other and co-exist with our completely different traditions, lifestyles, and... appearances. Magic is still new, and many humans are rightfully cautious and afraid of what they don’t understand. Maybe once monsters and people get better acquainted, we can re-introduce magic back into your lives. With people as open-minded like you, Mackenzie, I know it won’t be too long now!
*yeah. you remember what we talked about, Paps? *differences between hopes ‘n expectations? about not-
Getting carried away so I don’t get disappointed, yes yes, I know Sans! But faith is equally important! How can anything ever get done if you don’t believe it’s possible? You have to dream great to achieve greatness! I think someone is just grumpy they can’t shortcut willy-nilly anymore! Which is better for you anyways, you lazy-bones!
*....heh. *can’t argue with that logic. you’re so cool, bro. *i am bone-tired. i’ll sleep on it.
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I’m so very, very sorry about my brother. He’s like a genie. A very annoying, ketchup-guzzling genie that will exploit every possible loophole and bluff his way out of the rest.
I can’t stand to be lazy like him! There is a great variety of activities up here- I can do a lot more on the Surface than I could in the Underground! It never occurred to me you could do something new EVERY day!!!!!
*this is the best day of my life
