Duh?? Did they blow up the context clues factory??? Also while you’re at it, use her name or don’t mention her at all. Don’t dwindle someone down to their job title, it’s disrespectful. If you have the time to ask me stupid questions, you at least have the time to figure out her name.

Yes, the gorgeous, funny, intelligent, abso-fucking-lutely breathtaking Sloane Vazquez is still my girlfriend. I’m incredibly blessed to be able to love her, and to have her love me.