#usernela

Lately I've been thinking. Do you think I'm the Devil because I'm inherently evil, or just because dear ol' dad decided I was?

To prepare to meet all of you, I studied the human concept of friends. I even watched all ten seasons of the show Friends. Boy, those friends really were friends, weren’t they?

How are those nerves holding up? I’m about to be judged by fashion critics who had to fly to North Carolina and love to witness failure. Well, then I guess they’re gonna be disappointed tonight. I brought you something that’s gonna relieve all your stress. You got me a present? Sandalwood. It must have broken in half on the way over here. Oh well, I guess this will have to do.

                       We're gonna break this fucking curse, Doc. So she never has to.

Forgive my tardiness, but I thought it prudent to deliver your gift in private. It’s beautiful. Oh, it’s… What is it? It’s the bullet from when you shot me. Remember in the warehouse, early in our partnership? Oh, yeah. I remember.

Knuckles.

Dina, I’m not fighting you.