MAL-CODED CHARACTERS HALL OF FAME: #1. Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls)
You have nothing? I have NOTHING! I have no place to go! I canβt stay at Lukeβs. I canβt stay in Stars Hallow. My mother is a whack job! I mean, youβre saying youβre this loser, and what, you donβt wanna take me off this terrific path Iβm headed down right now? Iβm not graduating high school! I donβt know what Iβm gonna do with the rest of my life, but somethingβs telling me, I better find out soon, or Iβm gonna be that guy out there on the boardwalk selling the hemp hats!









