Feb 20, 2024
Neat almost useless superpowers!
I can manually dilate my pupils and rapidly transition to nightvision
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Neat almost useless superpowers!
I can manually dilate my pupils and rapidly transition to nightvision
reblog with your own!
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I have a weird superpower where I can identify characters' voice actors very quickly as long as I've heard the voice actor before. Sometimes I'll have only hear the voice a few times so I won't know by name, or I'll have trouble placing it, but I know I've heard it before. I can also do what I can only describe as mentally playing recordings of voices and, without having heard the character recently, realize who voices them.
I'm at work and I start hearing this very high-pitched beeps that come at regular intervals, a rhythmic beat of 10 beats, then silence, repeat. It was driving me insane so I asked if anyone else could hear it but nobody said they did.
This isn't unusual as I'm extremely sensitive to sounds (yay autism), but usually at least one person of my age or younger can also hear it if I point it out, it's only a question of age whether or not you can hear it, the sensitivity only applies to noticing the sound.
Regardless, I looked for the source of the sound, and then I found it, a pest repellent that uses ULTRASOUNDS to scare away mice and mosquitos... Turns out those weird noises at night were bats using turn signals
what barely useful superpower would you choose of the following:
self-cleaning ears (always hear fine and no earwax on your earbuds)
unstubbable toes (the rest of your foot is normal tho)
internal compass (always know which magnetic direction you're facing)
lost item radar (know exactly where a lost item under 3 m³ in size is)
judge of covers (can tell if you'll like a show/book just by looking at it)
trash can basketball champ (always make baskets except when there is a prize)
the sniffer (can tell where and from what a smell is emanating from)
godlike (possess godlike gamer skill, but only against hackers and bigots)
soundboard (able to recreate any sound perfectly if there is comedic timing)
dice veto (dice you roll will never land on the number you are thinking of)
disembowelment (teleport things out of your bowels to anywhere within 12m)
results (no super powers, not even barely useful ones)
Useless Superpower Time!
You can snap your fingers so hard it generates nuclear fusion.
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Imagine if you could shape shift, but only into a garden gnome
Super Useless Superpower #40
The ability to see what anyone would look like at the age of 40
Autistic superpower: I can tell when my video is done rendering because the fan noise stops bothering my ears