#usblight

(This first paragraph has nothing to do with cats. I just want to share and describe the joy that I recently found. It’s the joy of writing these nonsense blogs on my laptop, in my bed under a super warm blanket, in the shine of a cheap, generic USB light. It is heaven. Really. I wrote yesterday’s blog on my PC at my desk, it just didn’t feel right. I could also write on my phone, but that’s just not comfy enough. And I don’t have a tablet, ‘cause my ex took it, so the only thing I’m left with and the only thing I need is my slow ass laptop. It is heaven. The only things I don’t need anymore, however, are pens. I bought ten pens today. I needed one, so I bought a whole set of ten. Who the fuck buys ten pens?? You might buy one fancy pen, a cheap one for backup, but ten? And they look exactly the same .. well, not really, because of the cheap Chinese labor some of them are kinda deformed, but they're supposed to look the same! Even the package says they’re office pens, do I look like an office? But I bought them and now I have pens for life. I might do a giveaway. Anyway, where was I .. ?)

I’m 100% a dog person. Not like I have any problems with cats, they’re Satan’s cute little minions, but I just don’t like how selfish and ungrateful they are. I mean, you give a dog a sandwich, he’ll love you forever. You give a whole package of fancy cat food (that juicy one, not the dry shit) to a cat and she’ll scratch your face off ‘cause she doesn’t like the seasoning they put on the damn food (yes, I refer to dogs as “he” and to cats as “she” because you’re smart and you can deduce the correct conclusion). So I prefer dogs. Still, the amount of cats I’ve dealt with in the last year or so is just insane.

Today, for example, there was a random stray cat at work. We were just sitting on the benches, having our well deserved brakes, when this cat came to us, jumped up on a bench and just stayed there with us. And I had to scratch her face and head despite the fact that she probably carried like 42 different diseases. And she was cool with it but she had these weird moments, like she was sneezing but not really .. probably she is some sort of portal for the demons and with each “sneeze” she let a new visitor from the underworld pass through. And she was constantly pulling out her claws, like she was ready to kill but she wasn’t in the right mood. Weird.

And then a couple of days before I had a black kitten visitor at the same place. She wasn’t possessed that badly, I also took a billion pictures of her. And before that I had random cats everywhere in my life, on the streets, at people’s house, just cats, cats, cats, no one has a motherfucking DOG. And I love taking pictures and cats somehow manage to always look classy and graceful on my photos, so obviously I took like 45 terabytes of cat pictures already. And I upload some of them on my Instagram page, ‘cause people like cats, the “cats” hashtag has over 54 MILLION public posts already .. And then people start asking me with their funny voices “Oh, do you love cats too? Is that your cat? Where do you meet all these cats? Are these the only pussies you get?” (no, the last one is more like something I ask from myself ..)  .. And I keep telling them that I’m a dog person goddamit! This is a very important and personal detail and I just cannot allow the opposite to describe me! The universe’s fate depends on it! But noo, cats are still coming, I still take pictures of them and this endless cycle just goes on and on and on.. What if one day I’ll actually become a cat person?! What will happen then?? Who will take the responsibility for that? Hm? Cat owners? No, they are just gonna be happy I finally joined their club! Dog owners? They’ll never talk to me again! What will my life become then? Hm? Do you see now? Do you see how serious this is?!

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