#urdnotwrex

oooooh very smooth!

....and I am ONLY thinking about buchona cartel wife Howard Hamlin these days lmao. I can't decide what's funnier:

a) Lalo takes takes Howard to meet the cartel and Howard is unbelievably awkward. Picture Howard left alone standing next to some surly narco, nervously trying to make conversation like he's at a law firm cocktail party: "So, how's trafficking these days? I hear the border inspections are hell lately."

OR

b) Howard is the absolute belle of the cartel pool party, and Lalo is so. fucking. jealous lmao

https://www.deviantart.com/xenowriter/art/Mass-Effect-Trilogy-Never-Again-Chapter-3-888012973?ga_submit_new=10%3A1628276784

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13933004/3/Mass-Effect-Trilogy-Never-Again

Wrex learns that Fist was taken out before he could finish his contract. Now, C-Sec is after him. Who did the hit?

howard when he was taking his ‘leave of absence’ lmfao (chapter 6 has ended me thank you ❤️)

LMAO pretty much. He's on a beach with sunglasses, drinks, and his sexy cartel boyfriend, and basically being the living embodiment of "new phone who dis". And you know what, GOOD FOR HIM.