Jul 1, 2025
" okay pride month is over i can be homophobic again. stop slaying!! youll kill someone!!"
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" okay pride month is over i can be homophobic again. stop slaying!! youll kill someone!!"
β is this you ? β
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From within the spooky scary shadows, a shadowy figure throws a batarang like he's trying to stop crime, but really it's just a batarang burger and he's not trying to stop crime, he just wants to show off his creation to arguably the worst burgervan he's ever seen in his life.
π β [ the ' spooky scary shadows' don't usually that impression on Cesare. being accustomed to the dark underground, it's ' soo whatever. ' waiting for closing time, the undead was too occupied with idly picking at his nails to pay it any mind.
-- but it isn't often that something SHOOTS out of that darkness!? it makes him jump like a halloween cat, arms ( and leg ) up defensively. when the impact never comes, he gets a look at his ' attacker. ' ]
β What the fu -- BATMAN!? β
[ and the projectile..? it couldn't be -- GASP!! ]
β Is that -- a BURGER? Aw, Batty - B, did you make that for mee..!? β
@urbanbat
"What the...neutered? You really had to use that word, Batman. What are you, an animal or something?"
" why do i have to find the chicken? you lost it! "
@urbanbat
"---cause you gave me the chicken." uh-huh, that makes sense. "---this is a you problem, buddy. your fault for handing away a nuclear chicken."
" that chicken swallowed a microchip containing the decryption code to a laptop that was used to hack into a nuclear silo. we need to find it or gotham will be blown to tiny little nuclear bits! "
@urbanbat
"---then why did you give me the fucking chicken?" a pause. a deep breath. how is this her problem? this shouldn't be her problem. "i'm not going to--- i don't even--- you go find the goddamn chicken!"
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π + hed never admit it to anyone else but he does wonder. in a purely scientific way. if thad does the helicopter fast enough could he actually manage to fly
Accepting || Send π + a dirty thought and/or fantasy your muse has had about mine. let's see how my muse responds. @urbanbat
Thad blinks at Batman, "You're talking about the exercise where you rotate your arms in circles right? Then the answer to your question is: Yes, it's very much possible. The Flash has managed to get airborne by employing a similar technique with his arms, though he can't really control it. But there's also the Tornado Twins who employ that technique with their legs and create a vortex around themselves that allows them to get airborne in a much more controlled manner."
π + putting him in a puddle of mud. is batman misunderstanding this meme? no. is he misinterpreting it on purpose? yes.
Accepting || Send π + a dirty thought and/or fantasy your muse has had about mine. let's see how my muse responds. @urbanbat (Or do what Batman here is doing XD)
Thad lets out an amused snort and grins at Batman, "Yuuuuuuup. That is certainly a very dirty thought. Though y'know I wouldn't stand for that. I'd just vibrate the mud off of me and splatter it back onto you. I'd call that fair, wouldn't you?"
his eyes widen in terror.
" find the chicken. now. "
@urbanbat
"i--- uh---"
for once in her life she doesn't know what to do. ---she's pretty sure this isn't a her problem. why would a chicken be a her problem? why does this guy need the fucking chicken?
"---i don't." she gestures, once again, towards the crowded street. "---i don't think that's an option"