#ur fine

i knoooooooooooooow logistically that there's nothing in the text of Cats that explicitly says Grizabella Is Old™ but every time I listen to her song and I hear a college sorority girl sing that first 'Remark' i lose all interest

Managed not to cry today until I just thought about the chocolate cake I was supposed to be eating this weekend lmaooo

i’m going to bang my head against a wall

taiju who takes off his cross necklace before sticking his dick into you because he doesn’t want the Lord to see him do such sinful things

having goats is great because sometimes they cry and wail like theyre being mutilated and immediately at least three people will sarcastically cry back at them

Back when undertale first came out there was a post floating around about how lucky we were that Mettaton had a canon humanoid form, because otherwise he probably would have gotten a bunch of really basic white man humanizations of his boxy robot form and someone drew an example and it was just … a white blonde man in a gray suit with a tie and it bothered me so much that I blocked the post. It wasn’t even a bad post, it was just an example, but seeing Mettaton get the same treatment as Wheatley, even hypothetically, caused me too much psychic damage and I knew if I saw the post again I’d lose my mind.