#upperstories

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@upperstories​

-Well, I can say that for THOUSANDS OF YEARS of sleazing and banging around, Beej had never woken up to breakfast in bed- let alone woken up to a sexual partner still in bed with him.

-In general, people never stuck around for Beej, or *made* things for him. No gifts, snacks, kind gestures, nothing!!! :’( THE STINKY MAN HAD NO FRIENDS!!!

-Not until he met the Maitlands. Their caring hospitality never left them in death, so you freaking BET Beej was awestruck to wake up to a tray of waffles with mixed berries topped with powdered sugar, a Denver omelette (with a surprise bug or two inside), bacon, sausages, french toast with homemade whipped cream, and a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice just sitting there at the foot of the bed.

-Beej ended up starting at it (drooling, no doubt) in utter confusion for a solid 5 minutes before the Maitlands walked up into the attic (w/ Adam donning an adorable apron) and smiled at Beej, completely unaware that his mind was short-circuiting at the simple gesture of kindness.

-Beej points to himself as he looks at the Maitlands, wide eyed. ”This is... For ME?”

-The Maitlands giggle at Beej’s overdramatic confusion and nod to him, Barbara explaining that they missed cooking breakfast in bed for each other since they died, but Beej, being a demon, was different. He gave them an excuse to “relive” this ritual from their lives, and also... It’s just like... A nice thing to do.

-Beej’s hair turns pink and he’s nearly ready to cry- in a fast attempt at hiding his mushy feelings, he POUNCES ON THE BREAKFAST TRAY LIKE A CAT and goes ham while the Maitlands jump and turn the corner, their bed turning into a breakfast crime-scene. Maybe they should have thought that through...

-Regardless, Beej is very thankful for the gesture ;u;