Missing kimonos (Demon slayer) (Implied Astarshibo [Oc X Canon]) (Source: Caitpatmosh, obviously)
Astarte: Hmm.....Hello, Douma. How are you?
Douma: Astarte, my sweet little slice of blueberry pie, it is so nice to—
(Douma looks over to see Astarte wearing Kokushibo's kimono opened like a haori & gasps.)
Douma: *Grinning* .....What'cha got there, dear?
Astarte: It's blood I put into a coffee cup, dumbass.
Douma: Mm-hmm! Ohh yes, no, that was definitely the thing I was referring to! (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
Astarte: What are you doing? (ㆆ_ㆆ)
Douma: Nothing~! Say, uhh, who did you do last night?
Douma: I said, what did you do last night?
Astarte: Ohh. Nothing crazy, I had a mission with the Upper ranked loner.
Douma: By "Upper ranked loner", I assume you mean Lord Kokushibo?
Astarte: Yeah, how'd you know?
Douma: Lucky guess~! So, uhh, how did the mission go? Did it take all night?
Astarte: Not gonna lie, it was pretty touch & go for a while.
Douma: Ohh– Right into the details, okay!
Astarte: It was intense. I haven't had a close call like that in a while.
Douma: Wow, I would be clutching my kimono in fear~!
Astarte: Yes, but then what's-his-face wouldn't shut up about it afterwards.
Douma: Mm-hmm. Yes, I heard near death experiences can really bring people closer together.
Astarte: What are you talking about?
Douma: So, what happened after? Did the sun come up, & you had to hide out in a cave & cuddle to keep each other warm until Nakime sent you back?
Astarte: Wh- No, we went home!
Douma: Where did you come from just now?
Astarte: I woke up & came here!
Douma: 'Kay, you saw Kokupuffs last night, right?
Douma: Did yoooooou see him again this morning~~~? (✿◠‿◠)
Astarte: ......What are you doing!?
Douma: I'm just trying to conceptualize what lead you to looking like this this morning.
Astarte, frustrated: Looking like what?! 💢💢💢
Douma: !!!!!............Ohh my god, you don't even know?
Astarte: I have not been here long enough for how much you're pissing me off right now. =~=
(After she said that, Kokushibo walks in with his white juban on, & obviously no kimono in sight. Or so he thought.)
Kokushibo: Astarte. Glad I found you.
Astarte: Auh- Found me? I just saw you.
Astarte: WILL YOU SHUT-- Why are you bugging me so much!?
Douma: Hey, uhh........You got a little something on your sleeve.
Astarte: Ohh. What the--?
(Astarte looks down to see how she's wearing Kokushibo's kimono, & her eyes went wide. & her face a bit red, as well.)
Kokushibo: I was going to say. You forgot your kimono, & I think you took mine.
Douma: Did you get them mixed up in the cave?
Kokushibo: Yes. How did you know?
Astarte: *Ripping Koku's kimono off her shoulders* GET THIS FUCKING THING OFF ME!!
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Douma is the #1 shipper, for better or for worst
I also got another incorrect Caitpatmosh quote post I wanna do, but that won't be until the pinned poll is done
Here's the original tik tok