Jul 25, 2018
The boy is back in town
UPPER CAMBRIDGE (AP) - Bigfoot was sighted today at the Cambridgeside Galleria, much to the delight of shoppers and the chagrin of professional cryptostatistician Nate Silver, whose model predicted the creature's next public appearance would not occur for another two weeks. "People always talk about what we get wrong, but they wouldn't do that if we didn't have the track record of success that we do," said Silver in a prepared statement. "Bigfoot just presents a more complicated case than most cryptids, and we're still working to refine the model."
