#updates!!!

"A Matter of Life and Death" chapter 2 is scheduled to be posted tomorrow!

As a little birthday present to myself (Yay 27!! 🥳) aaaand because it's the Equinox -- a win-win!

I am so sorry for misleading you people!! I have since changed my ways. From now on, I will only speak the truth about Dr. Cortex and the Castle!!!

Ta ta!!

AYO WHO MISSED UPDATES???

I missed it ;w;

Well, going back to the topic that brought me back! I'm sitting here thinking how much of a good choice I made when I married Roommate and Miss oh honey

And what led me to this?

They bought me gay socks and panda socks, just that

I only came here to say that, this is the update

JUST KIDDING

There's more, obviously! I ain't sit my gay ass here and do the first update in months with only a few lines!

I STILL GAY PANIC A LOT!!!! I'M STILL A GAY MESS!!!

I also have lots of new things I wanna talk about :3

Like, a month or two earlier, Miss oh honey had a terrible fight!

A FIGHT THAT SHOOK THE EARTH AND SKY!!! MISS OH HONEY HAD A DEADLY FIGHT WITH!!!

Birds, yes birds, I ain't joking, I'm very serious about this

We are off to a good start aren't we?

So, months ago, Miss oh honey was cooking dinner and in our kitchen we have a window on the side were sometimes I leave food for our wild birdy neighbors that live on the tree next to our house, the tree is literally in front of our door!

And so, while Miss oh honey was cooking, the birdy neighbors went to get their dinner, but that day I forgot to leave food there, so our birdy neighbors thought that the salad the Miss oh honey made (it had olive seeds on top) was their dinner, so they flew inside and started eating it, destroying the salad

When Miss oh honey noticed she got real mad and started screaming at the birds saying

YOU SHAT ON MY SALAD!!! YOU BITCHES SHAT ON MY SALAD!!! MY POOR SALAD!!!

And they did!

When Miss oh honey scared them they shat and flew around the kitchen

After our birdy neighbors went back to their house Miss oh honey had a moment of silence for her destroyed dead salad

RIP MISS SALAD

I good wishes to all of you!

- i FINALLY got above a 90 on a statistics quiz?!?!? i haven’t gotten above a 90 on a stats quiz in MONTHS! and i met with my teacher again today and he told me since grades weren’t in and SO THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR ME A BIT FINALLY IN STATS?!?!? (so that’s vv good for one thing!)

- fortune favors the brave is heading into early planning still, and so i’ve had to make a few adjustments between planning + writing. it will take much longer than i previously anticipated! AND SO — i’m not entirely sure of when FFTB will be coming out (i’m hoping by AT LEAST the end of this year if that) but planning is going to be concise, clear and heavily researched and planned out for one thing! updates regarding FFTB will be coming out in the future but i want to do that story right!

- IN THE MEANTIME, i have crafted another BoB fic idea and so, while planning over the next year for FFTB occurs, after landslide is finished writing and as i focus more on publishing for that fic i am going to start working on another YES ANOTHER bob fic which i am highly excited about! it’s pretty out there in regards to ideas but i absolutely am all over it and i just really really love it and want to run with it! AND SO — updates regarding that and snippets will make their way out in the far out future but that will be in the works as sort of a mini project!! :D