#untimelycastigated

Hoo boy. So close and yet so far. Why couldn’t you have replayed with his twin, you’d get along better with Vitt. 

He’s nice enough, but he’s creepy. Of course he is, he’s a goddamn horrorterror. Ex-horrorterror. Whatever. Whenever he does his black magic thing, you get a pain all over, because of course corruption. He knows things he shouldn’t, too. You’re tempted to garrote him with the third pair of harem pants he drops off, snickering. 

As it turns out, unlike what his native world thought, Hashim is neither Satan nor the Antichrist. Instead, it turns out he’s the lure of an anglerfish, and Glogoroth has played you all for fools.