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unsubtlebackarch answered your question: NEW MEME WWDAS: WHAT WOULD DRUNK ALBUS SAY...

makeout w me scorpius

UPOOPUPAY (go)

nathan is Hogwart’s Top Prankster (TM), a title he holds with unsurpassed pride.

he enjoys flaunting the position by never taking anything seriously (which you’re sure is, if he had a Guidebook to Being Nathan Chambers, and you’re pretty sure he’s egoistical enough to have such a book printed, bound, and sold by volume, Rule Number One). like — for instance — once, while you’re both lounging in the Hufflepuff common room, and he has the audacity to thread his fingers between yours, in plain view of everyone else. (often they ask you, how can you put up with someone like him? and you answer between a thin smile, practice.)

you frown and you ask, “what are you doing?” because if you know nathan chambers as well as you think you do (and you do), Rule Number Two is to flirt with every living being in sight, and you’re quite sure even you are not exempt from this rule.

he replies facetiously, “oh, just feelin’ for calluses,” and you’re stunned by how easy-going the answer is, how his stupid Irish accent has filtered into your brain like quotidian normalcy, how he has managed to slip not only his fingers but his entire existence through your membrane like a thief, flooded your halls and your vestibules with his pace of life.

it isn’t fair, you say.

he had a girl once, and he lost her in a well-publicized affair to a man who would one day marry her. sometimes he falls asleep on your shoulder, and you watch his eyelids twitch frenetically, long lashes frenzied. you wonder if perhaps underneath his stupid jokes and ironhide skin, that the boy hides a terrifying capacity to love.

(impossible — impossible —)

you don’t why, but you start to grow more and more disgruntled with the female flings he’s bringing around. despite him, he’s more popular with the girls than anyone likes to think. it’s the goofy charm, you suppose. it’s the underestimation of how much he will seep under your skin.

you grow restless and snap at him — and immediately feel guilt.

“sorry,” you murmur, “i’ve had a long day —”

“wes,” he starts, but you’re already off, stalking your way to the Hufflepuff common room.

you’re startled awake one night when you feel a warm snake circling your torso, and wildly, you turn on your side — you’re met with a halo of brown curls. “shhh,” he’s telling you, “don’t wake the others.”

“what the hell are you doing?” you hiss, half-angered, half-bemused.

“don’t be like that,” he says, his eyes devoid of their usual twinkle. “don’t be like that.” his eyelids flutter close, his hands finding every valley and peak of your face like a blind man gropes for vision — “you’re my favorite, you know? don’t forget — don’t ever forget —”

and you want to scream and run and hide, because he’s suddenly pulling you close and gently pressing his lips to yours, but like everything else nathan does, like everything else, he’s melting into you, permeating, like a fucking disease —

NATHAN!!!!!1

ok im guessing tumblr's ask issues have been fixed so kekeke

3. favorite rp family i’ve been a part of 

DO U EVEN HAVE TO ASK

(this one) (this one being maraudermore + the next gen army we've pmuch merged into one big family ya)

12. an app i’m proud of

answered yo

16. a pb i’ve been wanting to use

everyone

(no rly)

20. a character i’d like to bring back

h...ugo hahahaha does he count

besides that erm i don't really like a lot of my old characters hahaha but i guess felix and jun

26. something great that’s happened to me thanks to rping

ALSO ANSWERED but obvious methinks

30. how i got into rping

what are you doing with your life

15. a plot i’ve been wanting to do

scooby doo gang on a spirits site dont test me

25. the character i’ve played the longest

j…..ac????? i want to say jac dont quote me on that actually

31. when i started rping

i think i was 11 going on 12

6. favorite genre to play

uh idk three-way tie between abilities sites, spirits sites, and post potter ah wow

12. an app i’m proud of

You'll grow to love her, her parents had insisted when they brought the bundle home, she's your sister, the two of you will be the best of friends. But Juno learned very quickly that younger siblings are nothing but thieves. They steal your toys, they steal your clothes, they steal your limelight and are always acquitted for their crimes. When she's five, Juno tries to trick her sister into drinking soapy water -- it doesn't work because Mai is a crybaby and keeps coughing up pearly little bubbles after the first swallow. (When she's eight, she will lock Mai in the back shed of a bonsai garden on a trip to Japan, hoping that no one will find her -- but they do. They always do.) 

"Blood runs thicker than water." It's a Chinese proverb that's passed carelessly around the dinner table. Family will always do for you what strangers will not. (Mai learns that is true. Family will end up hurting you in ways that strangers will not.)

(She learns that genes are not the best predictor of behavior. She learns that even in the best and most loving of families, monsters can (and will) be born.)

When she's twenty-one, Juno will save her sister from certain death. There's a moment of speechlessness before her sister can move her lips to fashion the word, "Why?"

There's a simple explanation: "It was an accident."

STOP IT STOP IT I ALREADY WRITE SO MANY NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE THIS

ok OK OK FINE OK FINE well laura 101 anna is BASICALLY one of my favorite people in the world if you don't know that you don't even belong on my blog omg the story is i met her in a dark alleyway and we exchanged tumblr urls and from then on it was fate

n'aw but rly bros anna has rp'ed so many __'s to my __'s and indulged so many of my stupid bad ideas that she's either an enabler or i'm hallucinating someone enabling me idfk ok. let's not even get started on how many times she's ruined my life most notably through WHEATBORN (what's a wheatborn) (laughs) (laughs while tears stream down my face) let's not even start on how much i worship her writing and think she should write a book so i can buy 10000000 copies of it (which is also what i want all of you to do btw hint hint)

and LIKE RP ASIDE anna is literally one of the sweetest AND FUNNIEST people ever ok like tears streaming down my face laughing sometimes and i only hope to one day be as quick-witted as her if you don't already know her get acquainted