#unsolicitedfromsolace

what makes sense in a dream

makes a senseless reality

to die in your sleep

is a painless vitality

not sure what that dream was but clearly not a happy one lol

yours sleepily,

“Oh! Ooh my eyes are so pretty!”

?

Well you should. Your eyes are gorgeous. I love your blue/green/grey/brown/hazel/black/pink/purple/orange/yellow/golden/silver/heterochromial/red/white orbs. They really suit you.

And if you have no eyes… thats beautiful too.

you’re all stunning.

yours prettily,

don’t get me wrong, I stand by this edit. But back then, I hadnt even SEEN Lord of The Rings. (Well ok that not ENTIRELY TRUE; I had seem half of the third film. Not the first half. Not the last half. A random middle half. And I didnt watch all of it because of my arachnophobia. And I don’t mean to go entirely off topic, but yes I do mean arachnoPHOBIA not a fear of spiders (do you have to be diagnosed with phobias?) because its a whole thing.) In fact, I only just finished watching Lord of the Rings YESTERDAY, so what a craAaaaAaAAAAzy coincidence that I find this forgotten edit TODAY of all days.

All this to say, I firmly stand by my saving of this edit. Is it the best edit I’ve ever seen? No. There’s this incredible edit of Nancy from stranger things and I see sooooo many INSANELY MAGNIFICENT across the spiderverse edits. But I did enjoy watching the edit. Lord of the rings on the other hand…

ok. I DONT REGRET WATCHING LORD OF THE RINGS. Just putting that allll the way out there so no little lotr geeks (said with affection because geeks are good) come around twisting my words. But oh, my lord of the rings, they know how to drag it out, and thats for sure and certain. I had to watch each film in like 4 separate parts because I kept getting so unbelievably bored, and distracted, and I didn’t want to be siphoning my attention halfway onto the films. I know I’m talking too much (fuck you I can talk as much as I want on my own blog) so I might post another one about some of my thoughts while watching.

But the tldr of this possible future post is - I’m glad I watched it, and that’s that box ticked off, but I don’t have plans to watch it again.

yours from my own middle earth fantasy dream world,

One time i was chatting on a group chat and i said i had to go take a shower. My friend was all like “jeanie ochre thats tmi” how the heck is that too much info. Its not my fault youre imagining me naked or something??

anyway, it made me consider what different people consider to be tmi. Because, for me, saying i was going to have a shower was a way for me to explain why i would stop messaging back for a while, and also a way to force myself away from my phone - but for my friend it was too much.

yours, nice and clean,

i think my toxic zodiac trait is that i will literally just make stuff up to explain my personality. For example:

my dad said that i was too impulsive the other day and I was like “im not going to apologise for having a sagittarius rising”. He says I’m too stubborn all the time and I’ll say “well what exactly do you expect from the cancer sun, scorpio moon combination??”. this works best against my dad because he hates star sign stuff

yours,

fun fact: neither the film (199? i cant remember the year and i cant be arsed to look it up) nor the musical (2012? i feel like its 2012) pass the bechdel test, last i checked. -side note; i dont think this means theyre TERRIBLE AWFUL pieces of media, and i dont think the test is meant to decide if something is feminist or not and i personally still enjoy the story (dont talk to me about newsies though idk enough and ill feel like an imposter) so yeah-

erm correct me if im wrong though

Why, oh why, does it try to tell me that I have 3 posts sitting in my drafts when I know for a fact its 2?? Anyway gotta spin bye