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“I must say, Alice... I’m rather offended.”
“By what?” She asked the cat, sitting in her room, crossing one leg casually over the other as she tried to digest the novel she was reading. She turned a page and didn’t even bother looking around for him.
“You know. Cats aren’t fond of dogs. They’re like... you and fire -- oh, that was rude ...”
“...” Her eyes narrowed. “And if you keep talking like that, he might just have reason to eat you.”
“You’d do well to apologize, Cat.”
“Truly sorry, Alice.”














