#universalbeam

AAAAAAAAAA (SOMEONE WANTS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT GAZERBEAM AND UNIVERSAL MAN?! YIPPIE!!!!!!)

- Simon (Gazerbeam) often keeps Horst (Universal man) company at the mortuary whenever he's off work.

- Socially Awkward and intimidating (Universal man) x Social awkward and friendly (Gazerbeam)

- Horst will often take photos of Simon (with his consent of course), both in his civilian form and in his supersuit

- Despite Universal man being independent and not wanting to join any teams, I feel like he'd make an exception for Gazerbeam if ever given the chance.

- Fluffy and sweet romance that can turn Spicy within seconds

- Universal man usually feels comfortable showing Gazerbeam his secret identity, due to him being one of the few supers who doesn't give him any flak for 'not having one'.

- Baking dates & Birdwatching dates

- Simon often takes care of Horst's pets whenever he's busy.

- Simon will also visit Horst whenever hes with his aunt, Edna Mode (yes, I headcanon her as U.M's aunt)

- Horst will often take Simon to quiet spaces when he gets overwhelmed and give him some baked goods, knowing they usually help to cheer him up

- He finds Simon's eyes beautiful and often stares into them (Simon will often look away, out of fear that he'll hurt him)

- Universal man has teamed up with Gazerbeam on occasion, when they both weren't part of any teams, their missions usually being quite successful!

- Universal man envying Gamma Jack, since he spends alot of time with Gazerbeam, with Gazerbeam often having to tell him he won't replace him

- Universal man would be the first one to initiate physical affection.

- Expect to see them both in a comfortable silence, staring at each other for extended periods of time.

- Mr Incredible teasing the two whenever he sees them

- Universal man mediating conflicts between Gazerbeam and those who dont have the highest opinions of him (Everseer, Apogee and The Phylange)

- Them coming to each other to unwind and vent, because they know theyre both good listeners.

- Universal man changing his molecular density to act as a shield for Gazerbeam.

- Gazerbeam being the one to form plans whenever they do have missions together, with Universal man listening (but also admiring him)

- Universal man telling Blazestone to not overwhelm Gazerbeam (he knows how loud Blazestone can get sometimes)

- Both of them taking notes of the things they get excited about and saving up money to buy each other things.

- Both of them giving each other massages after a long day (Universal man is more experienced, but he doesn't mind)

- Gazerbeam defending Universal man from those who give him flak about 'not having a secret identity'.

-they give me vibes of the ugly ass groom X the gorgeous groom.

-universal man brags sooooo much about bagging gazerbeam(this man is on his knees for his husband).

-He's fucking insufferable about it, blazestone is sick of him. 

-blazestone is both of their wing woman(she’s so fucking sick of their yarning. She just kind of pushed them together.)

-blazestone is questioning what gazerbeam sees in universal man.

-universal man really enjoys laying on gazerbeam's chest(likes listening to his heart).

-universal man helps with gazerbeam's periods because it's uterUS not uteryou.

-universal man promised to named his first born after blazestone or hypershock.

UNIVERSALBEAM (Universal man x Gazerbeam) part 2, as requested!

• Gazerbeam/Simon often tries to find excuses to visit and spend time with Universal man/Horst, he thinks he's neat.

• Universal man/Horst does the same but because he wants to protect him.

• Nerd x Jock who only get interested in each other's interests when they realise the other likes it, slowly getting genuinely interested in it.

• Arrogant on the outside (Universal man), actually thinks little of himself but Gazerbeam encourages him, causing him to get flustered.

- Universal man being more experienced (due to his many past lovers) and trying to slowly ease Gazerbeam into their relationship, his mind is a panicking mess, since hes working so hard to make sure he doesn't make Gazerbeam uncomfortable.

- Extremely good at crane games (Universal man) x The one they're all for (Gazerbeam)

- Loving but chaotic parent (Universal man) x Loving and chill parent (Gazerbeam) if they had kids.

- Universal man often fixes Gazerbeam's glasses if they fall, due to the fact that he had to fix his aunt's alot.

- Gazerbeam being helplessly obsessed with Universal man but not being able to express it due to how monotone his voice is.

- Universal man hiding Gazerbeam from Gamma Jack, no way is he letting that banana hair having jerk touch or even look at HIS Gazerbeam.

- Universal man being so averse to touching him, not because he doesn't want to, but because he's afraid of making Gazerbeam uncomfortable.

- Universal man teaching him social cues but also defending him if he gets it wrong, from those who get mad at him for not 'being normal'.

- Universal man's aunt, Edna Mode, thinks the two are dating. Luckily she's an aroace lesbian, so she doesn't care and in fact supports it.

- Aviators x Glasses duo !!

- Whenever someone says they dont give a shit about Gazerbeam's interests, Universal man will straight up grab them by the neck and force them to sit down and listen.

but basically the point of this post is gazerbeam is a male wife. I will not accept any other arguments.