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As it is a fact universally known that once you hit double-digit sizes, clothing that isnât fugly, uncomfortable, or both becomes hard to find on almost a logarithmic scale, Iâve always got an eye out for somewhere that doesnât appear to hate its customers in order to spend my fat fashion dollar.
Most recently, I succumbed to the Universal Standard hype. The tl;dr: it is well-fitted decent quality basics for people of all sizes (from US size 00- 40). Every piece is available in every size -there arenât different âplusâ styles - and most pieces come in a wide variety of colors.. Itâs slightly more expensive than Torrid (about equivalent with Lane Bryant), and unlike either of those options it doesnât look like 2003 threw up on it and died.
That said, when I say âbasicsâ I do mean basic. Thereâs some pieces with construction interest to them like the Meridian asymmetric zip jackets, and thereâs some tunics and dresses with interesting shapes, but for the most part it is very much wardrobe-staple type items in simple styles and almost zero prints/plaids/pattern of any kind, even just stripes.
In my opinion, thatâs perfect because a) I have a deeply ambivalent relationship with girly shit, and b) Iâm a scarf/shawl/cowl knitter and a jewelry maker; solid colors are a great canvas for statement accessories. But if your jam is more high femme and print/detail interest than clean-lined bordering on gender neutral (a good amount of their clothing, although sized and tailored for AFAB, could certainly read nonbinary or agender depending on the pieces), you might find it uninspiring. However, you may still want to consider their pants and tees as potential infrastructure to rotate more trendy/dainty pieces around if Torrid or LB is doing that for you now and you donât love the (lack of) durability.
If any of that sounds like you would like to know more, more specific product reviews behind the readmore.
1) the T-rex/V-rex t-shirts are cotton/modal, soft but heavy enough that I didnât get bra lines, the colors looked pretty faithful to how they were on screen (enough that I was able to match a pair of pants from another vendor and was still happy when able to physically put the two together) theyâre neither baggy nor mad clingy/revealing, and they donât feel like the hems will be unraveling and holes growing around the stitching after a season. The V of the v-neck does what it needs to do without showing bra; the crew neck that I was ambivalent about getting (wanted the color but generally donât like crew necks) is cut wide enough that itâs got a little style and doesnât feel like itâs strangling a person. Theyâre both decently long enough to not ride up and expose your back when you bend over/long enough to tuck in if thatâs how you roll (I am 5â˛7âł for reference). They feel a lot more quality than Torridâs basic V-necks and come in a LOT more colors, as long as they wash decently these are worth getting. Keep your eye out for sales.
2) the liquid jersey Genevette top - the fabric is amazing, itâs a slinky rayon that for something as soft as it is just falls straight down without sticking weirdly to any lumps, bumps or bulges. Itâs an asymmetrical piece that on me at least falls long enough to be a good length to wear with leggings (same place as on the skinnier model displaying it, kudos to the people who graded the pattern and actually knew what they were doing). Iâm just praying I donât dump coffee on it or something. Will definitely acquire more pieces in this fabric if it washes well.
3) The Meridian Zip jacketâs two-way zipper is actually metal and heavy. Itâs almost pure cotton and more structured than I was expecting; if you are looking for âcozyâ this isnât it. It is however warm, easy to wear and fashion enough to get away with in a business casual environment iif like me, sweaters make you itchy and blazers are annoyingly constricting and sweaty. (the autistic personâs go-to office layering piece!) Unfortunately, theyâre out of a lot of colors right now after their Mystery Box event. II hope they restock or add more, I would definitely buy another one in the steel or navy if they had it in my size.
4) The sweats I got as a âmystery bonusâ item I think they are the Hathaway Jersey Jogger - annoyingly, any âmysteryâ items you get still donât have what product they are on the tags when you get them. This is dumb, because how are you supposed to order them again if you liked them? Anyway, they are heavy and soft - not fuzzy, but very drapey/silky unlike the Meridian jacket. They DO have pockets and DONâT have a drawstring, which are exactly what Iâm looking for in lounge pants, hooray! I donât know that I would have paid upfront what these cost for something thatâs around-the-house or errand pants, but Iâll definitely be keeping my eye out for sales.
5) Universal Standardâs claim to fame are their jeans. To get a taste without a huge price commitment, I got a mystery box with some. I think the ones I ended up with are the Seine skinny midrise in dark wash (again, irritatingly, they are not labeled wth a product name because mystery box.) They are true to size (US gives both size measurements and individual product dimension measurements which is super nice), the waistband is not pinchy and nor does it gap in the back, pockets your whole hand fits in and they donât creep if youâre getting up and down a lot (LOOKING AT YOU TORRID). The real test of jeans of course is how they come out of their first wash, but theyâre a win on try-on and if they wash well, Iâd be willing to buy at full price. It gives me some more confidence to try their work pants too, now that I have more faith that their sizing is actually as described.
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I wrote last month that Iâve had a Universal Standard dress on my wish list, specifically the Geneva dress. The colors are so good and the coverage looks perfect for work. There are certainly more scientific ways to get the dress (like, directly buying the dress), but when I saw that Universal Standard was doing a âmystery boxâ promo I found myself totally willing to gamble to get the dress forâŚ
hey- today you can get a $90 pair of universal standard jeans for $15 (shipping), if you mail them two pairs of your old ill-fitting jeans. Iâve done this before and got a really nice free pairs of jeans out of it. enter âdenimdriveâ as your code at checkout.