#united plot drop

February 25 2019 – GOTHAM CITY, NEW JERSEY

A mysterious figure known only as the     ❝     RED HOOD     ❞     has emerged victorious from what appears to have been a short - lived gang war between various criminal organizations operating out of Gotham City. 

Sources report that RED HOOD     ——     so named because of the helmet he wears     ——     has started to consolidate power through a series of brutal and chilling attacks on established heads of criminal organizations, the aftermath of which can only be described as executions. The resulting unrest has lead to a veritable explosion in gang activity as lower - level mobsters scramble to gain footing and establish themselves in the wake of absolute turmoil.

It should be noted that, though RED HOOD appears to be one of Gotham’s most unhinged criminals in recent history, he reportedly does not allow anyone in his employ to harm or deal to either women or children.        

Our partner proves, as usual, spectacularly easy to persuade.

Please join me, tickets are enclosed.  I’m certain I don’t need to remind you that time, and caution, are of course of the essence.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE :

Eyewitnesses confirmed SUPERMAN and UNKNOWN ACCOMPLICE seen flying toward C.A.D.M.U.S. explosion. No survivors.

LEX LUTHOR’S office provided statement :     ❝     We are saddened by this tragedy and hope that SUPERMAN will find it in his heart to step forward and provide some closure for the families of those affected. C.A.D.M.U.S. will comply with any investigation his excellency Sheikh Khalifa wishes to launch.      ❞

DURING INTERROGATION LED BY S.H.I.E.L.D. DEPUTY DIRECTOR MARIA HILL, WONDER WOMAN, a/k/a Diana Prince, invoked diplomatic immunity predicated upon her self - identified Themyscirean citizenship, refusing to sign the SOKOVIA ACCORDS.

However at this time, THEMYSCIRA, a Mediterranean island nation charted vaguely by Imperial German Air Service officers following a crash on its shores in 1918, remains unrecognized by the United Nations as a de jure sovereign state.  Therefore, as the WORLD SECURITY COUNCIL, in concert with S.H.I.E.L.D., is unable to verify Miss Prince’s claim to diplomatic protection, it has been decided that until such time as her claims can be fully vetted and deemed satisfactory, she will be released from S.H.I.E.L.D. custody and hereby prevented from seeking permanent residence and / or asylum in any recognized United Nations member state.

January 7 2019 – Paris, France

A French citizen claiming to be the vigilante known as     ❝     WONDER WOMAN     ❞     has identified herself to the Direction générale de la sécurité intérieure. According to a statement released by INTERPOL early this morning, DIANA PRINCE, a resident of the Ie arrondissement in Paris and an antiquities liaison at The Louvre, approached DGSI agents two days ago. She was immediately taken into custody pending verification of her claims.

INTERPOL has since confirmed the following: MS. PRINCE has been living in Paris since November of 1918 and appears to be what scientists have only recently identified as     ❝     METAHUMAN     ❞     ——     individuals in possession of vague and undefined abilities. There is no word yet as to whether these abilities could account for her abnormally long life. The WORLD SECURITY COUNCIL has reportedly stepped in to take over the investigation. By all accounts, MS. PRINCE is cooperating with agents across all jurisdictions.

The New York Times has released documents indicating someone by the name of DIANA PRINCE was in attendance at last month’s disastrous MET GALA event in Manhattan, which begs the question: if WONDER WOMAN was there, why did she do nothing     ?

AS CONFIRMED BY INTERPOL EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON, an individual identified as Diana Prince, Louvre antiquities liaison, has been confirmed to be the heroine known as WONDER WOMAN.

Miss Prince remains in local DGSI custody pending further investigation of her claims and further questioning regarding Wonder Woman’s activities with the unauthorized group of extra - governmental operators known colloquially as the ‘ JUSTICE LEAGUE ’.

                                     IMAGE COURTESY OF THE NELSON ESTATE

MANHATTAN, NEW YORK - February 7th 2019

The Vici House museum is welcoming an exclusive overseas guest for a limited engagement this February     !

A mysterious Helmet, said to be the last remnant of the Cult of Nabu     ——     a fringe faith within the larger Parthenon once worshiped by Ancient Egyptians    ——     will be coming to the Vici House as part of its first North American tour since the 1930s.

First excavated in 1928, the Helmet was widely rumoured at the time to have been cursed. Modern science has determined the mysterious deaths of four out of six of its original excavating archaeologists to have been the cause of a highly toxic mold locked down in the crypt where it was found, undisturbed since ancient times.

Its more recent history is not a matter of public knowledge, as it was purchased in private auction in 1972. The owner, rumoured to have a connection to the Nelson Family, is said to have buried the Helmet out of superstition sometime in the early 90s. Recent seismic activity from a nearby earthquake disturbed the Helmet’s concrete crypt and an executor of the Nelson estate has decided to display the piece for the first time in nearly one hundred years.

Tickets for the exhibition can be purchased starting on February 7th. The exhibition will run from February 15th, through March 31st. For more information, please call 1-800–673-TIXX.