#undutchable11

Bahaha. 😂

SMACK

Bucky stood up straight, the dish in his hand forgotten when he heard you giggle. "Did you just smack my ass?"

"Yep!" you declared, playfully hitting the other side. "Gonna play your cheeks like bongos."

He looked over his shoulder to give you a stern stare, but couldn't keep a straight face. "My ass is not an instrument."

"You're right," you said, repeatedly smacking it as if it was. "Doesn't mean I can't play with it."

This is my future wife.

"This is harassment," he joked, making no move to stop you. He liked having your hands on him.

"You hit my ass when I did the dishes yesterday! So what was that?"

"It was encouragement," he smiled. "Like 'good game'."

"...Good game?"

"What? You compared mine to bongos," he argued, turning to smile at you. "But I'll be happy to play your pussy like a guitar."

"Bucky!"

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Hiiiii you're so sweet, thank you! 💕💕 I enjoy being out here on this webbed site with our niche blorbos, the Disaster Raccoon King and the Dirty Napkin Man. 😂

Please can I try an AU prompt? (aka @ghotifishreads)

Oh thank you so very much! And of course, thank you for participating in my little event!

I'm obsessed with the idea of an Appalachian-based Lloyd Hansen! How is this cosmopolitan continental loafer-wearing vain man going to find himself in the forest and mountains of the old gods? Would you please give us a preview of his tale or maybe a mood board?

Thank you, friend!! I am so excited and thrilled to celebrate my birthday with everyone this year!

Oooh Lloyd! I did share some thoughts about Company Man Lloyd earlier, check it out here, but I'm always happy to share some more about the Grey Man himself.

There’s more to the mountains than a backwoods “Holler-witch” trying to sell “charms” and “workings” like she could shield the people from the inevitable march of time. Progress has a price, don’t it, Princess, so when’re you planning to pay?

Whatever “humanity” Lloyd Hansen had in his body was torn out roundabout the time Governor Pierce of West Virginia pardoned him for his previously “unforgivable” crimes, according to the previous Governor — but there are worse things in life than what waited for Lloyd at the end of Death Row.

Worse for you.

You thought you outsmarted him, didn’t you, Princess? Thought you could get away with just playing grab-ass with that Senator you got your claws into, thought all his power and prestige would protect you? Thought you could stroll up Capitol Hill all high and mighty, acting like he and everybody else in this ivory tower should just bend to you and your “will of the people” bullshit? You thought better sisters than you haven’t tried that one before?

Someone’s gotta toe the line.

Hey! Thanks for sending these.

what is the longest amount of time you’ve let a draft rest before you finished it?

two years and counting… 😬 so embarrassing.

a trope you’re really into right now

push / pull meet cutes / intrigued at first sight.

Hello! Thanks for playing! Here’s your challenge:

Song: Mama

Character: Frankie Morales

Corona!Pedro tax. 😘

AAAAAH i think corona!pedro tax should be a requirement on this blog from now on 😌

ghoti my dear i’m pairing you with:

sweet sweet javi g matches your energy SO WELL. he loves to take you on little adventures and be silly with you 🥰

What's your fave fic you've written and why?

Hello fellow scout!

You know it’s funny because yesterday I got an ask about my favorite fic and today I have a completely different answer 😂

Today I think Unrequited is my favorite fic I’ve written. Something about me, I love a good premise and I felt like it was really different from other bfd fics. No shade to those I’m just always looking for a different angle. Also I’m around the same age of Sarah so that reader is close to my heart. I could talk about that fic pretty much all day but I will spare you.

And tomorrow I’ll have a different favorite.