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I'm just curious! Please be honest ☺️

Hey! Chapter 24: Dogpile of the Anomaly is out!

I can’t even explain how sorry I am for being gone for so long. This was never EVER my intent, but shit, this is honestly the busiest my life has ever been all at once. I feel like I’m caught in an endless tornado of school and work and family problems and just trying to KEEP UP is exhausting. :( 

Not only have I not posted for weeks, but I have neglected to answer any messages sent to me in that time frame. I’m sorry if that’s made me seem like a major douche. I honestly am not mad or upset with anyone I haven’t answered, it’s just been crazy on my side of the screen. I hope you can forgive me for this ridiculously long silence. I owe each and every one of you a personal apology, and rest assured, you will all get one. 

Chapter 26 has been in the works for a looong time, but after almost ten pages, I think it’s just about ready. I tried to have it ready for Valentine’s Day for you, but it just didn’t work out. It will be up in the next few hours, though, because I don’t want you guys to have to wait any longer. 

I also want to apologize for never setting up the Rabbit chat. It was something I promised and tried to work out for everyone and genuinely meant to do, but I have to be completely honest...I just plain chickened out. I’m just afraid that I won’t be entertaining in real time, with my real voice, with no words to do my expressing for me. You got me--I’m just a big old scaredy-cat Alphys IRL. I still want to do the Rabbit chat. I REALLY do. I’m just hella nervous about it. :/ 

But good news...I just checked the stats for No Bones About It and freaking guess what?!? We just busted 101,000 views!!! :O :O :O Holy crap! Jesus’ tits! That blows my mind to Kansas and back. How lucky am I? How awesome are you? I feel so privileged to have gained friends from this. I’m not sure exactly why I decided to start this story months ago, but I’ll never forget the happiness it’s given me. I love you all. <3 <3

I hope it doesn’t seem like I was gone all that time for attention, or to try and raise my views, or anything. I’m just exhausted always, and this was the only thing I could afford to give a rest for a little while. God...I feel like I’m one of THOSE authors now. The ones who are gone more than they write. I’m the Steven Universe of fanfics, aren’t I? THE ENDLESS HIATUS. 

Okay, this is crazy long. But if you took the time to read it, thank you! 

TL:DR--I’m hella sorry about being gone, but Wicked is back in business. Bringing you the blue ectodick you crave. 

Ever scandalous,