Jun 27, 2025
The sight of this cat fills you with determination.
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The sight of this cat fills you with determination.
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BEHOLD, EMO ASRIEL
(I made this drawing like, 3 times. The first time I remade was because Chara wasn't acourate, the second is only for fixing some werd thigs in the clothes)
Chara: *Playong games with Asriel* I think this phase is going to end no- Asriel: THIS IS NOT A PHASE, CHARA >:( Chara: Wh- Asriel: *realises that Chara is taliking about the game* ... forget it
Made the joke Omega Flowey. I call it “Flawey”.
As an addition, we have the king being a good dad and lesser dad being a better dad.
here, bless your eyes
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Undyne: what are you doing, Sans?
Sans: I'm writing fish jokes, for the halibut
Undyne: oh my fUCKING GOD SANS!!! D:< [stomps off]
Halibut: wow, what was her problem?
Sans: eh, she was always kind of a beach
Halibut&Sans: *finger guns* ayyyyyyyyyy
“...you’re a horrible person, bro.”
“Sans..?”
“why would you even DO that? what makes you think you’re going to get away with this? she’s just gonna come right back and lecture you about honesty and crap.”
Papyrus laughed, “True, but what the hell else am I going to use photoshop for? Nyeh heh heh heh!”
BZZZZ! BZZZZZ!
“Oh hey she’s texting me!”
“don’t answer it.”
“I have to answer it, it’d be rude otherwise. I swear Brother, you really could do with a few lessons in manners.”
Like not giving away other people’s phone numbers without permission, for example.
“naah, i’m pretty sure no matter how rude i am you’ll always outshine me, pap.”
“Awww-”
“noooot a compliment, buddy.”
“Whatever, you know if you don’t be nice to me, I won’t show you the joke she sent...”
“hm? she sent you a joke text?”
“Yeah, it says ‘what do you call a skeleton with no friends?’”
Wretched creature, she KNOWS I hate puns...
“hmmm...”
“You really have to think on this one? It’s obviously ‘bonely.’ Another terrible joke from a terrible comedian-”
“papyrus.”
“Nyeh?”
“type in ‘papyrus.’”
“...”
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“looks like she didn’t appreciate your joke, bro,” said Sans laughing.
“Hmph! Who knew a cow could sprint all the way to Waterfall so quickly?”
“try not to flood the underground with those salty tears of yours, kay’?”
“Not to worry, I’ve not forgotten how short you are.”
“you wanna eat that phone?”
“I believe eating everything in sight is YOUR shtick.”
“...strike two.”
Who needs arms when you have legs like these