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Take this platonically or not

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Yandere Older Woman! She loves you. More than she has ever loved anyone or anything.

Yandere Older Woman! You are her North Star. The daughter she never had, the mother she always needed, the partner she could never find. You encapsulate everything she has ever wanted.

Yandere Older Woman! She met you casually. Coincidentally. She’s convinced cosmically. You were at a boutique grocery store or a cafe. Picking up something to snack on or some groceries for later on.

And she spots you. The love of her life standing before her like an angel and an apparition.

Yandere Older Woman! Before you know it you feel a presence and watching and but the time you recognize it she’s in front of you working up a conversation.

By the time the conversation ends you have her personal number and a date!

Yandere Older Woman! She can’t stop thinking of you after your first meeting. It’s like she’s come alive again. She hadn’t realized she had been so dull and dreary for so long but now life has returned! Spring has sprung and she feels like she needs to start this new season of her life as close to you as possible and as much as possible. She’s already imagining what kind of flowers are your favorite and imagining how she would arrange them.

Yandere Older Woman! She wonders what your favorite wines are- do you like wine? Surely you like wine and if you don’t she will turn you because she has the best collection. Acquired from friends and travels all around the world.

Or maybe you like bourbon- oh how fun, or maybe champagne, or gin, or tequila, maybe you don’t drink at all!

Every detail about you excites her to extremes.

Yandere Older Woman! She wants to know how you like your eggs and the type of toast you like. If you are allergic to anything and if you’re intolerant.

Yandere Older Woman! She wants to buy you gifts and take you around the town. She wants everyone in her old stuffy circles and the wives with sticks up their asses to know she has the most beautiful companion that she gets all to herself.

Yandere Older Woman! She wants to caress you to sleep and kiss you goodnight.

oh hello null commander what are you doing here even

YOU SAW THE FACT THAT THE FAILURE IS ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR, YES?

I AM IN THE DARK.

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