@underacrescentmoon replied to your post “who makes you smile?”:
Bullshit, your plants make you smile.
​When did you catch that?
When are you coming back to finish the taxes?
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@underacrescentmoon replied to your post “who makes you smile?”:
Bullshit, your plants make you smile.
​When did you catch that?
When are you coming back to finish the taxes?

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@underacrescentmoon from here:
Dude, it's a fucking cookie.
​Okay, what am I supposed to do? Memari memorise memory Remember every single kind of cookie? I have things to do.
@underacrescentmoon replied : What if we don't have fun facts. Only unfun facts?
Then you’re probably getting assigned a track five. Or a folklore/evermore era track.
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[pm] Plant Man is stumped too. Well, shit. […] […] What if I already touched it?
[pm] Not you too.
Anything happened? Also weren't you supposed to become a Doctor? Regan was right, doctors can be idiots too.
[user attaches a picture of a very strange-looking plant in a yard] [pm] Hey, do you have any idea what the fuck this is? It popped up outside my house like... two days ago and I've got no fucking clue what it is.
[pm] I have no idea what that is Jo. I can come take a look if you want. Could give you hives or worse though, so don't touch it, alright?

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@underacrescentmoon replied to your post “Who was the first person to have a crush on you?...”:
Bad taste in pizza how?
He liked pizza with anchovies and pineapple. The ​anchovies are bad enough, but why pineapple too? I might be misremembering, but it was bad. Also he was stupid.
@underacrescentmoon replied to your post “Favorite song?”:
... Okay but which version of Thunder Road
​'81 in Jersey. Rutherford, I'm pretty sure. He opened the show with it and, man, the crowd just exploded. Always did, the minute he had the harmonica out. Him and Big Man were electric that night. Should've heard 'em scream for that kiss, at the end.
You're a Bruce fan? Knew I liked you.
@underacrescentmoon replied: ... you accepting help for this plan?
I’m accepting minion applications, yes. What makes you feel you’re qualified for the potential position of underling?