#under.taichi

Taichi’s voice is deceptively even, yet you can still hear the underlying tightness in his tone no doubt from the growing rage at discovering the little surprise you left him.

“It’s never hi how are you, only ever you bitch and whore and other non creative insults.” You muse, wholly uninterested at watching the six foot man crash out before your eyes.

“You keyed my car?” The rise and fall of his chest is quickening, and a ripe anger starts to spread across his features. It only makes a self-satisfied grin tug at your lips.

“You fucked my friend?” It isn’t really that big of a deal, it’s not like you and Taichi are, well anything. If he wants to fuck your friends that was his prerogative and their mistake.

It’s the fact he had left her a pitiful crying mess on your doorstep after railing her in a liquor store parking lot in his shitty car; dropping her off at yours after saying she should ask you how to actually be decent in bed (or really the backseat of a shitty Corolla).

Low blow for her, high praise for you. And while you had warned the poor thing to steer clear because she didn’t have the mental fortitude to fuck around with guys like Taichi, you still offered to exact revenge.

“Like you give a fuck.” He bites out.

“You’re right, but you made her cry. And who gives a shit about your hot mess of a car it’s all scratched and banged up anyway.”

“You wrote ‘small dicked pussy boy’ on the hood and ‘chode’ on the trunk with a bunch of dicks?!”

“Oh, I know what I wrote.”

“Pay for it to get buffed out.” He seethes, backing you up against the wall and trying to use his large stature to intimidate you. That stopped working ages ago and you make it clear with a roll of your eyes.

“Mmm, no.” You pretend to consider it for a moment. “Oops, gotta go! I have a dick appointment with Ushiwaka, talk later!”

And to add insult to injury — and to further satisfy your itching need to annoy the hell out of him —you smack a sloppy, wet mouth kissed on Taichi’s cheek knowing full well he’ll be hunting you down again later.